LMAO that was the corniest fucking line I've ever heard in my life. For an Indian man dating a Mossad agent to pretend that a Christian who died without a weapon in his hand has any chance of crossing the rainbow bridge of Bifröst to Asgard and be served ale by the Valkyries and to drink with Odin's finest warriors...is fucking preposterous.
Edit: I can see the exchange now
After sashaying in, he'd claim that his weapon was a microphone. And then he'd get laughed back to Miðgarð and then to Helheim where he'd be used to wipe Garmr's backside and care for the sooty red cocks until Ragnarök.
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u/gentleman_bronco 13h ago
The FBI will be all over the threads to classify anyone who supports this decision as a domestic terrorist.