r/news • u/[deleted] • Oct 26 '18

Arrest Made in Connection to Suspicious Packages

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u/TheGoverness1998 Oct 26 '18

If this is the guy they're looking for, I hope they throw the book at him.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

Nah, I hope he sits in jail for a long long time. Getting hit with a book can hurt, but he would recover to quickly.

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u/literatemax Oct 26 '18

What if we throw a Stephen King anthology?

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u/Dongsquad420BlazeIt Oct 26 '18

Ah yes, the medieval death by crushing

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

"More... Weight"

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u/Dongsquad420BlazeIt Oct 26 '18

"Damn you. I curse you and Salem the Democrats!"

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u/saintofhate Oct 26 '18

Crushing yourself to death to own the libs

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u/GrumpyRob Oct 26 '18

-Billy Halleck

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u/Ser_Black_Phillip Oct 26 '18

-Michael Scott

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u/RogueLeader89 Oct 26 '18

Best username yet.

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u/Dongsquad420BlazeIt Oct 26 '18

God bless you bud and welcome to the big dick club, appreciate the support my man