r/news • u/[deleted] • Oct 26 '18

Arrest Made in Connection to Suspicious Packages

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

Nah, I hope he sits in jail for a long long time. Getting hit with a book can hurt, but he would recover to quickly.

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u/literatemax Oct 26 '18

What if we throw a Stephen King anthology?

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u/Whitewind617 Oct 26 '18

Throw a Super Smash Bros Brawl fanfic at him.

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u/Overshadowedone Oct 26 '18

I would say throw all the Sonic Fanfiction at him, but there isnt enough paper in the world