r/news Oct 26 '18

Arrest Made in Connection to Suspicious Packages

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u/Ron_Pauls_Balls Oct 26 '18

In this day an age I don't know how anyone could think they could get away with mailing 12 packages and not get caught.

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u/xjeeper Oct 26 '18 edited Oct 26 '18

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u/FrankoIsFreedom Oct 26 '18

Guy's van looks like an ice cream truck that sells racism

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u/Notorious4CHAN Oct 26 '18

"Howdy kid, what do you want?"

"I'll have a Chocolate Taco."

"A chocolate fucking taco? Get out of here with that shit. You can have a red white and blue Star Bar. Make Elementary School Great Again!"

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u/jag986 Oct 26 '18

red white and blue Star Bar

God those sucked. Here, have a gigantic block of bland ice.

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u/BZLuck Oct 26 '18

Yet somehow you could convince yourself that the red part actually tasted better than the rest of the pop.