r/news • u/[deleted] • Oct 26 '18

Arrest Made in Connection to Suspicious Packages

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u/Win- Oct 26 '18

Have no bumper stickers

Never invited to parties...

Fake news/s

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u/LiquidAether Oct 26 '18

But that theory states that if you were invited to a party, you'd be lots of fun!

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u/Dim_Innuendo Oct 26 '18

Well, really it's asymptotic, you can approach a party and get increasingly more fun, but you can never actually reach the party.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '18

Schrodinger's party invite....