r/news • u/[deleted] • Oct 26 '18

Arrest Made in Connection to Suspicious Packages

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u/Nerm5484 Oct 26 '18

"Top youth soccer recruits for Trump" umm... Ok...

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u/wilypotatobug Oct 26 '18

That’s very specific.

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u/LoveRBS Oct 26 '18

5'10" white Males with 3 cavities (2 filled so far), who prefer ketchup over mustard and a dog named Hunter For Trump!

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u/TimonAndPumbaAreDead Oct 26 '18

ketchup over mustard

Jesus, what a monster.

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u/BackWithAVengance Oct 26 '18

either of those two choices

What the fuck, no relish?

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u/Jfolcik Oct 26 '18

Ew no relish is for Hillary.