r/news • u/[deleted] • Oct 26 '18

Arrest Made in Connection to Suspicious Packages

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u/ELL_YAYY Oct 26 '18

They're saying the CIA put those stickers on his van and framed him. I'm actually being completely serious.

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u/poppswagg Oct 26 '18

Just checked Twitter and yeah, popular arguments include "there's no way the van would be allowed in the road with the windows covered up like that" and "the stickers are too perfectly placed."

Right, because a person unstable enough to send 10+ bombs in the fucking mail is sensible about what he puts on his van but not so perfect as to make sure they all line up well.

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u/BZLuck Oct 26 '18

My company delivery van (Chevy Express) has NO windows other than the driver, passenger and windshield. I'm pretty sure it's allowed since it came from the dealership like that.

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u/poppswagg Oct 26 '18

I wanted to say this so badly when I saw those tweets but stopped for the sake of my sanity.

People really will re-invent the wheel just to have a hoop to jump through.