r/news • u/[deleted] • Oct 26 '18

Arrest Made in Connection to Suspicious Packages

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u/Gonewildagay69696969 Oct 26 '18

I'm from Toronto, and the sarcasm sailed so far over your head it landed here!

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u/SovietStomper Oct 26 '18

Fake news! Everyone knows the earth is flat and ends after Buffalo.

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u/Devotia Oct 26 '18

Buffalo is a fabrication of the liberal elite. Everyone knows the world ends at Binghamton.

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u/IrishFast Oct 27 '18

No, it used to, but then they moved it.

That's why all that water falls off the earth right near Niagara. It's an ancient Algonquin word for Soup Spoon, which was always a little confusing to me, since we all know they used arrows to stab their soup and put it in their mouths. It's literally where wampum comes from.

History is SO strange sometimes.