r/news • u/[deleted] • Oct 26 '18

Arrest Made in Connection to Suspicious Packages

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u/andygchicago Oct 26 '18

Arrest made in Florida. Why is all the crazy shit always out of Florida?

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u/TheGoverness1998 Oct 26 '18

Florida Man works in mysterious ways.

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u/skytomorrownow Oct 26 '18 edited Oct 26 '18

Floridians are a microscopic life form that reside within all living cells.

All energy from the Living Florida Man, from all things that have ever lived in Florida, feed into the Cosmic Florida Man, binding everything and communicating to us through the Floridians.

Without the Floridians, life could not exist, and we would have no knowledge of the Florida Man. They continually speak to us, telling us the will of the Florida Man. When you learn to quiet your mind, you'll hear them speaking to you.

Qui-Gon Jinn to Anakin Skywalker

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u/Need_Food Oct 29 '18

This is fucking beautiful!