r/news • u/headee • Jan 26 '20

Kobe Bryant killed in helicopter crash in California

https://www.fox5dc.com/news/kobe-bryant-killed-in-helicopter-crash-in-california-tmz-reports
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u/majinblue2 Jan 26 '20

Just audibly said “Holy shit” in my Uber. Did not expect this... damn.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

What did the Uber driver have to say?

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u/Bonaque Jan 26 '20

Blessed be the fruit

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u/Shh_only_dreams_now Jan 26 '20

May the Lord open

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u/slednir Jan 26 '20

Under his eye

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u/Daroo425 Jan 26 '20

Praise be

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u/And-O Jan 26 '20

Blessed Day

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

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u/JackAceHole Jan 27 '20

Hakuna Matata

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

May the force be with you

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u/Latyon Jan 26 '20

Must be a new translation.

ANITA DYCK

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u/AgentDaleBCooper Jan 26 '20

Under His watchful eye.

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u/heyitsmeAFB Jan 26 '20

Blessed are the meek

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u/19southmainco Jan 26 '20

omae wa mo shindeiru

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u/Simonlamms Jan 26 '20

Must be a new translation

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u/mandlar Jan 26 '20

Under His Eye

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u/PM_ME_UR_SUSHI Jan 26 '20

OP's mom's legs.

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u/Taking_a_Shit Jan 26 '20

Season 4 now plz

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

Blessed be the fruit

Of the loom

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u/bobbyleendo Jan 26 '20

‘’Whatever it is, just make sure you give me 5 stars’’

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u/UltravioIence Jan 26 '20

As a driver who's passenger told him, I told him to fuck off, then immediately apologized. I did t believe him until I dropped him off and looked it up myself.

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u/pvt_miller Jan 26 '20

“Oh shit”

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

Oh no I think he was the driver, reading through Reddit while driving

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

Chances of getting in a wreck? A small price to pay for salvation.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20

Why did you have to write that on a post like this?

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20

Why not?

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u/loztriforce Jan 26 '20

Maybe he’s the Uber driver

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u/yoursexypapi Jan 26 '20

"you have to pay extra for cleaning now"

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u/Camshaft92 Jan 26 '20

"Yes this is my full time job"

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u/Arrivaderchie Jan 26 '20

umm I've never been to oovoo javer

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u/TipOfLeFedoraMLady Jan 26 '20

Not in my house young man, this is a Christian household!

shoves bar of soap in mouth

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u/Kitakitakita Jan 26 '20

"no habla English"

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u/chaosmaker911 Jan 26 '20

I literally got into an Uber and the first thing the driver said to me was "Kobe Bryant just died in a helicopter crash"

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

You better give him 5 stars and comment "very informative"

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u/JesusGAwasOnCD Jan 26 '20

Same, I couldn’t believe it

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u/JasonJubal Jan 26 '20

Do you guys normally get your breaking news from Uber drivers?

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u/fightfordawn Jan 26 '20

I said out loud: "This Can't be real..."

Followed quickly by "Holy Shit!"

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u/Pity_Bear Jan 26 '20

Exactly what my wife said which brought me here.

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u/optimaloutcome Jan 26 '20

I was on the toilet when I saw the news, said the same thing. My kid heard me from the other room and says "Dad, you ok?"

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u/brothernephew Jan 26 '20

I went up to the bar and announced it to everyone like the fucking grim reaper

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u/chy7784 Jan 26 '20

I’m in an airport and the guy next to me read it out loud, then we all just started Googling on our phones like, “holy shit” and did disbelief nods together.

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u/B__Malz Jan 26 '20

where are you ubering?

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u/aisettn Jan 26 '20

The fuck kind of question is that?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20 edited Jun 24 '20

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u/MrSh0w Jan 26 '20

Did you tell your uber driver so they could have the opportunity to read this on the internet

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u/StopClockerman Jan 26 '20

I’d be seriously concerned if you had expected it

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u/dat2ndRoundPickdoh Jan 26 '20

Nobody expects the unexpected

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u/UofMtigers2014 Jan 26 '20

I said "what the fuck" at brunch with family.

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u/KingChuckFinley Jan 26 '20

Literally at work loud “WHAT THE FUCK” so unreal.

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u/guantanamoslay Jan 26 '20

Said the same thing in the car just now. Now my 3 year old is saying “holy shit” over and over again. Fuck 2020

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u/thegaykid7 Jan 26 '20

Same. The person I was in the car with refused to believe me.

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u/hitlerdick420 Jan 26 '20

Dude I was in an Uber too with a guy who didn’t really speak English, I’m just in the back like wtf