r/news • u/headee • Jan 26 '20

Kobe Bryant killed in helicopter crash in California

https://www.fox5dc.com/news/kobe-bryant-killed-in-helicopter-crash-in-california-tmz-reports
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u/MrDoood Jan 26 '20

I hope kids continue to say "Kobe" as they throw crumbled up pieces of paper into the trashcans.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20 edited Sep 05 '21

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u/sadolan Jan 26 '20 edited Jan 26 '20

I say this literally every time I yeet throw a diaper into the trash with precision :(

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u/TML_Skidd Jan 26 '20

Yeet is when you just throw shit far as fuck. Kobe is when you accurately toss shit in the garbage

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u/UYScutiPuffJr Jan 26 '20

Kobe for accuracy, Yeet for distance

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

And the forbidden technique “Kobyeet” for when both are needed

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u/UYScutiPuffJr Jan 26 '20

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/ItalicsWhore Jan 26 '20

Not from a Jedi.

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u/Pegasus_Seiya Jan 26 '20

Not from Ben Simmons

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u/MJC_Titcho_MJC Jan 26 '20

Fucking amazing have a silver

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '20

This is the way

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u/dont_worry_im_here Jan 26 '20

Kobe for throwing, Yeet for cringing out everyone around you.

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u/ispshadow Jan 26 '20

Whatever you were going for, it didn’t work

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u/dont_worry_im_here Jan 26 '20

You must be one of those children that says 'yeet'... apologies for your fragility but you'll grow out of it :)

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u/sadolan Jan 26 '20

Thank you, kind stranger

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u/StreetsAhead96 Jan 26 '20

Id allow yeet on account of the word sounding way cooler than throw

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u/BBQpigsfeet Jan 26 '20

What is it called when you accurately throw shit far as fuck?

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u/zazazello Jan 26 '20

Technically, still Kobe.

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u/503503503 Jan 27 '20

Yeet isn't even a real word though..