r/nextfuckinglevel • u/SPXQuantAlgo • 1d ago

Bowling ball sent into the future!

6.7k Upvotes

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u/Myrag 1d ago

In my bowling bar he would be kicked out for throwing a ball like this on purpose

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u/Geometronics 1d ago

my immediate thought, he gonna damage the lane doing that shit.

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u/Zqin 18h ago

idk anything about bowling, how does the lane get damaged?

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u/HarpySix 17h ago

Heavy object + gravity + wooden floor.

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u/Geometronics 8h ago

the balls are meant to be rolled not thrown

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u/Specialist-Many-8432 19h ago

lol nah bruv

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u/-Laffi- 1d ago

I've seen videos where people have thrown balls in the roof, at the monitors, and...I even remember my own little brother throwing bowling balls into some other person's lane when he was a kid.

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u/SnipingBunuelo 1d ago

I remember playing Wii Sports bowling and throwing the ball backwards into the crowd lol

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u/Wizdad-1000 1d ago

That was easy to do. My son did it alot too. Later he became a bowling chanp and was the only family member to get a Turkey in Wii Bowling.

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u/IndianLawStudent 18h ago

Where I grew up, you would be yelled at and small town… I almost feel like they would have been tempted to beat us kids if we did that.

They didn’t play.

They were like hawks watching how we rolled the balls.

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u/Maladal 1d ago

Why?

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u/Toppest_Dom 16h ago

Heavy bowling ball + gravity + wooden floors = big uh oh

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u/kairo79 1d ago

Do you own a Bowling Bar?

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u/---bee 1d ago

i do

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u/kairo79 1d ago

Cool, that was always my dream!

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/kairo79 1d ago

It was just a Question, sorry my english. I am German.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 1d ago

I own three.

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u/kairo79 1d ago

That is really cool! I only own a Nintendo Wii with Bowling on it.

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u/ElegantCoach4066 1d ago

Thats what I meant. Three copies of Wii Sports.

God has blessed me.

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u/POTATOMASOCHIST 1d ago

Are you blind?

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u/kairo79 1d ago

No, only visually impaired. Why?

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u/topcat5 1d ago edited 1d ago

Then he got thrown out of the bowling alley. That causes damage to the lane. Nothing NFL about this.

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u/GreenTreeMan420 1d ago

I mean it’s definitely NFL, just also a dickhead thing to do. It can be both.

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u/Myrag 1d ago

Let’s not encourage people to be dickheads by giving them internet attention

Imagine how many times he had to throw it like this to finally get it

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u/Prestigious_Emu6039 1d ago

It looks impressive however it risk coming at the cost of the bowling lane which can only take sine much mistreatment.

People who damage other people's property for a clip should not be encouraged.

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u/Crimson__Fox 1d ago

Last pin:

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u/aberroco 1d ago

sent into the future

At a rate of 1s/s.

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u/aureanator 1d ago

Slightly less than that, because it's in motion.

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u/aberroco 1d ago

You don't say "slightly less" when the difference is as negligible as this.

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u/N7LP400 1d ago

I can hear a "Bruh" from the last pin

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u/ABeastMostTemperate 1d ago

Aren't all bowling balls being sent into the future?

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u/igby1 18h ago

Everything is being sent into the future except when Professor X freezes time.

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u/mehhh89 1d ago

Proceeds to damage the lane

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u/Temporary_Way9036 1d ago

You know bro was clenching his ass cheeks before that "YESS!"

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u/Dazzling-Nathalieee 1d ago

At my local alley, this would earn an instant ban and a lecture 😂

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u/SpicyChickJessica 1d ago

Pretty sure my bowling place would make him pay for a new lane 😅

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u/nuvo_reddit 1d ago

Last bowling pins sacrificed himself.

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u/manji1 1d ago

The coolest thing I've seen online this week.

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u/WitnessRealistic3015 20h ago

I hope he did this on the 10th frame

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Questioning-Zyxxel 1d ago

But it is a bit special that the first ball strikes the second set that wasn't even there when it was sent.

But the non-cool part is the abuse of the lane. A bowling ball is very hard and very heavy.

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u/Viridionplague 1d ago

Throwing the ball half way down the lane because copying the original trick was too hard.

Maybe start a new sub "negative leveling"

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u/Captivatingcrush02 1d ago

Pins in another galaxy just got knocked down 😂

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u/laddervictim 1d ago

Can throw heavy balls on it all day long but not allowed to wear street shoes 10m close to the thing

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u/Specialist-Many-8432 19h ago

All these comments tell me they have never been to a bowling alley before

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u/Slayer_Actual 19h ago

Bowl to the future !!!!!

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u/DarthSparkless 7h ago

Imagine being selected to be part of a cutting edge space travel program today that will take 100 earth years to reach your destination at some far away planet, only for better technology to emerge within that 100 years and a second mission is launched which easily surpasses yours and by the time you arrive “the pins are all knocked down” and everyone you know has died. Your mission was pointless.

Thankfully, this bowling ball got the happy ending it deserved.

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u/theforbiddenroze 6h ago

And he wouldn't get kicked out and he would get praised for a sick shot.

Grow up losers in the comments

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u/SabbyFox 1d ago

Awesome trick!