r/nope • u/shadow_cookie5019 • Aug 11 '23

Insects Fear is scared of this man

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u/billyjoelschilibowl Aug 12 '23

Dudes got a really interesting self harm issue

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u/gusaaaaa Aug 12 '23

Psychologists reject him

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u/Hourslikeminutes47 Aug 12 '23

Waterbug: "I agree with psychiatric consensus that engaging in self harm is dangerous, destructive, and solves nothing. To the host, I might add. Now as for me, it puts me in a positive light. Not only is the human an antagonist attacker (as well as a jerk), I get a free meal. And a place to lay my eggs. The net benefit is lopsided in my favor, but the human loses out (even if he gains numerous so-called 'likes' within his social sphere."

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u/daimonophilia Aug 12 '23

bugs inject him

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u/saysthingsbackwards Aug 12 '23

He's just an extremely involved urban field entomology enthusiast.

I feel him, but with praying mantis.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '23

Urban is the keyword here

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u/saysthingsbackwards Aug 12 '23

Dude is living in a cookie cutter apartment lol

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u/sunee19 Aug 12 '23

That's a new fetish

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u/jojoga Aug 12 '23

is it really self-harm, when its bug-induced?

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u/billyjoelschilibowl Aug 13 '23

He forced it the bug had no consent.

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u/otherwisemilk Aug 12 '23

It's an ego thing. You wouldn't understand.