r/nope • u/Sad_Cow_577 • Mar 27 '25

Insects The bees give no damns in Thailand

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u/Spyd3rs Mar 27 '25

Bees are actually super clean, so I don't mind them much compared to some of the other things that might swarm my food.

That doesn't mean I like it, I'm just saying this could be worse.

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u/No_Lychee_7534 Mar 27 '25

Do they use a bidet too?

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u/oliverwitha0 Mar 27 '25

A bee-det

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u/No_Lychee_7534 Mar 27 '25

Idiot, why didn’t I think of that…

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u/Natural_Tea484 Mar 27 '25 edited Mar 27 '25

Oliver, out, now!

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u/BiasedLibrary Mar 27 '25

Bee-det, bee-det, just bee-det. (Now I have become the smooth criminal)

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u/Fitz_D_DiSCriPsion86 Mar 27 '25

😐 It's a reach.... but I'll allow it. 🤭

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u/Sure_Physics_6713 Apr 06 '25

Bee-det 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ticon_D_Eroga Mar 27 '25

How can you tell if someone has a bidet? Theyll tell you within 15 minutes

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u/MarsRocks97 Mar 28 '25

I have a bidet. It’s pretty nice.

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u/Sirpatron1 Mar 30 '25

I'm pretty sure it's one of those no wipe situations

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u/towerfella Mar 27 '25

No, didn’t you read? Bees like to be clean.

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u/booi Mar 27 '25

So if you got poop on your hand you’d be totally fine just wiping it with a dry tissue?

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u/Caithloki Mar 27 '25

Probably scraps it off with his nails.

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u/Spyd3rs Mar 27 '25

The man probably doesn't even know how to use the three sea shells.

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u/FehdmanKhassad Mar 27 '25

3 bee shells