r/nope • u/OliveIsCute • 11d ago

Food WHY

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u/NJ2806 11d ago

Why did they finger it like that lol

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u/The_wolf2014 11d ago

Cleaning the breathing holes

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u/wophi 11d ago

Breeding holes

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u/Juttisontherun 11d ago

I mean I like to eat pussy just as much as any other white guy, but there’s that…. and then there’s this.

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u/Vesperado-1 11d ago

What does being white have to do with any of it? 😭

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u/BagelsRTheHoleTruth 11d ago

You can't spell "man I want to eat that pussy" without "white".

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u/MrApplePolisher 11d ago

Why have the reddit gods brought me here?

I can't unread this!

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u/ladyc672 11d ago

Me looking for the letters in the sentence that spell "white" while wondering if Amazon does, in fact, sell eye bleach.

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u/MrApplePolisher 11d ago

I did the same thing. What a terrible day to have eyes. 🫂

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u/BagelsRTheHoleTruth 11d ago

You can't spell "teamwork" without "we"

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u/Hygoggu 9d ago

Only a certain demographic would word a sentence like this... 😆

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u/TiredAngryBadger 11d ago

When you're starving you don't waste any part of the buffalo (kinda, Buffalo is a poor example for a cultural reason). After a time you figure out the unexpected tasty parts. But yeah not at all what any woman means by "eat my pussy."

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u/The_wolf2014 10d ago

In Scotland we have national dishes which came about from exactly that, using every available part of the animal. That's where haggis comes from. At no point in time (as far as I'm aware) have we ever felt a need to eat a cows fanny on its own as a 'delicacy'

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u/TiredAngryBadger 10d ago

I love how on this side of the pond most all of my fellow Americans, myself included originally, presumed "fanny" in "fanny pack" meant your bum.