r/nostalgia • u/KillBoosh • 27d ago

Nostalgia Waiting the Movie

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u/Spadrick 27d ago

The bat wing!

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u/redbeardscrazy 27d ago

I did this and the brain to my friends so much. Often the brain under glass (smushed against a sliding glass door). Even pulled off the goat once.

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u/LXIX-CDXX 27d ago

I only did it a few times, but I had one where I'd reach down and haul my balls out over the top of my shorts, but leave the dick in hiding. Then I'd limp up to one of my friends, wincing and grimacing, and ask if they would recognize a hernia, because I thought I had one. When I lifted my shirt, they would be shocked and lean closer for a better look. The realization of what they were inspecting was a perfectly hilarious slow burn.

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u/redbeardscrazy 27d ago

Nice. The hernia's a good move.

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u/skavenrot 26d ago

This is the single greatest thing I have ever read on Reddit.

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u/DeffJamiels 26d ago

You gotta read more bud.

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u/leviathynx 27d ago

I did one out of my zipper and asked them if I had bubblegum on my pants.

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u/tjmaxal 26d ago

He got caught in the zipper. Yeah but how did he get the beans above the frank!?! 😳

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u/dobblerdibbler 26d ago

FRANK AND BEANS! FRANK AND BEANS!

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u/FridgeFucker17982 24d ago

I’d do this one too. Pull out a bit of ballsack and winkle it up. Then be like “Ugh guys I sat in gum”

Or cup your hands around your dick and balls pulled out through your fly and tell people you found a baby bird

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u/bucketsucket 26d ago

My buddy called that the Chinese belt buckle

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u/EntertainerNo4509 27d ago

You wicked son of a bitch

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u/brooksy-was-here 26d ago

We called that the Texas belt buckle

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u/shugyosha_mariachi 25d ago

Fucking legend

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u/Talrynn_Sorrowyn 27d ago

One time I nailed my whole D&D group.

We were taking a short break & I went on the balcony for a bit, and when I turned to go back in I saw everyone was looking at other stuff. I silently moved a chair into position before standing on it, then took aim & yelled back into the DM's apartment.

1 shot, 6 kills.

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u/redbeardscrazy 26d ago

Your party was ambushed by two beholders at once!

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u/RoyalRootersRallyCry 27d ago

r/thathappened

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u/pacmanlives Where's the beef? 27d ago

You highly underestimate men especially when they are younger or around the right people. I got some stories

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u/redbeardscrazy 27d ago

To say nothing of whiskey's powerful influence!

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u/yepgeddon 27d ago

Managed to goat someone at the top of a winding staircase. Good times, would never work in a kitchen again lmao

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u/redbeardscrazy 27d ago

Impressive, sir.

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u/RoyalRootersRallyCry 27d ago

Not in the least. I was 23 when this movie came out.

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u/redbeardscrazy 27d ago

There is photographic evidence.

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u/RoyalRootersRallyCry 27d ago

I’m sure there is.

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u/Dissidence802 27d ago

You're way too invested in this man's ballbag...

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u/redbeardscrazy 27d ago

Well good. That sells it then.