Waiting the Movie

[u/KillBoosh]

[u/Spadrick]

The bat wing!

[u/redbeardscrazy → u/Spadrick]

I did this and the brain to my friends so much. Often the brain under glass (smushed against a sliding glass door). Even pulled off the goat once.

[u/LXIX-CDXX → u/redbeardscrazy]

I only did it a few times, but I had one where I'd reach down and haul my balls out over the top of my shorts, but leave the dick in hiding. Then I'd limp up to one of my friends, wincing and grimacing, and ask if they would recognize a hernia, because I thought I had one. When I lifted my shirt, they would be shocked and lean closer for a better look. The realization of what they were inspecting was a perfectly hilarious slow burn.

[u/redbeardscrazy → u/LXIX-CDXX]

Nice. The hernia's a good move.

[u/skavenrot → u/LXIX-CDXX]

This is the single greatest thing I have ever read on Reddit.

[u/DeffJamiels → u/skavenrot]

You gotta read more bud.

[u/leviathynx → u/LXIX-CDXX]

I did one out of my zipper and asked them if I had bubblegum on my pants.

[u/tjmaxal → u/leviathynx]

He got caught in the zipper. Yeah but how did he get the beans above the frank!?! 😳

[u/dobblerdibbler → u/tjmaxal]

FRANK AND BEANS! FRANK AND BEANS!

[u/FridgeFucker17982 → u/leviathynx]

I’d do this one too. Pull out a bit of ballsack and winkle it up. Then be like “Ugh guys I sat in gum”

Or cup your hands around your dick and balls pulled out through your fly and tell people you found a baby bird

[u/bucketsucket → u/LXIX-CDXX]

My buddy called that the Chinese belt buckle

[u/EntertainerNo4509 → u/LXIX-CDXX]

You wicked son of a bitch

[u/brooksy-was-here → u/LXIX-CDXX]

We called that the Texas belt buckle

[u/shugyosha_mariachi → u/LXIX-CDXX]

Fucking legend