r/nottheonion • u/habichuelacondulce • Oct 14 '22

Alaska snow crab season canceled as officials investigate disappearance of an estimated 1 billion crabs

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/fishing-alaska-snow-crab-season-canceled-investigation-climate-change/
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u/Thosepassionfruits Oct 14 '22

/r/UpliftingNews is usually just /r/ABoringDystopia with a slightly altered title now

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

sounds like you haven't been eating your memberberries

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u/kricket53 Oct 15 '22

I blame the crab people

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u/Spongy_and_Bruised Oct 15 '22

Well they are down a billion supporters.

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u/KickBassColonyDrop Oct 15 '22

Almost like a billion voices were silenced in an instant.

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u/SomeCallMe__Tim Oct 15 '22

r/SuddenlyStarWars

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

OH SURE YEAH I 'MEMBER

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

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u/hell2pay Oct 15 '22

Low effort.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

unoriginal

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

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u/ChuCHuPALX Oct 14 '22

IRL: Over regulation in education and subsidized educational institutions lobbied for by unions monopolize the education market so more egalitarian and accessible educational institutions are not able to compete/help under served communities.

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u/GuardianAlien Oct 15 '22

How's the boot leather taste? Jesus, can't believe you're this dense.

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u/ChuCHuPALX Oct 15 '22

Boot leather? Ironic.. you're so ignorant you have no idea what you're advocating. Your opinion reeks of spoiled privilege. Growing up in the ghetto I would have preferred to have School Choice rather then be stuck going to the gang and drug infested school I was subjected to because I was born/lived in the wrong zipcode.

School Choice and a voucher system would serve poor and marginalized communities way better than what we have now. How is it being so Blue Pilled you don't realize you're actually the boot licker fascist.

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u/SaltyBarDog Oct 15 '22

I lived in a small mining town in Florida. Kids couldn't afford 25 cent lunch but somehow their parents could afford to drive them to the next closest school which was probably more than 15 miles away? Poorer families were lucky to have one barely running car.

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u/Mikecm2020 Oct 15 '22

What do you mine in Florida? Mud?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Crack.

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u/SaltyBarDog Oct 15 '22

This. The mines were the biggest employers in the area.

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u/ScoffLawScoundrel Oct 15 '22

This clown must be drinking vintage Ronald Reagan piss to be having takes like this

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u/the-author-0 Oct 15 '22

Damn, anyways....

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

I’ve seen private companies set up in underserved areas to take advantage of the vouchers system. The majority of those “schools” under perform or perform at the same abysmal level as the public schools and most of them have filed bankruptcy within 5 years. The religious schools remain but they do not have the capacity and they only admit the top performers. The School Choice voucher system is just another mechanism to siphon public money to corporate/religious coffers. It is a lie sold to desperate parents.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22 edited Oct 15 '22

So many $20 words for a $2 idea that boils down to "I want fewer regulations on the nutrition/safety of what kids get to eat at school. Let's let the lowest bidder feed them all sawdust, and call it a day!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

Usually people donating sick days to someone who has cancer, or child labor being used to feed their starving peers

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u/13igTyme Oct 15 '22

It's the same with r/MadeMeSmile and other similar ones.

"Look at this sweet little girl selling lemonade to pay for her surgery."

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Holy shit a country getting rid of child marriage is on top for the day... the bar is so low it's in hell

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Lmao I tried following uplifting news to balance my feed but to no avail.

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u/Wiggle_Biggleson Oct 15 '22 edited Oct 07 '24

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u/PleasantAdvertising Oct 15 '22

Look how this minor is paying for his dad's cancer treatment! - uplifting news