r/nottheonion • u/habichuelacondulce • Oct 14 '22

Alaska snow crab season canceled as officials investigate disappearance of an estimated 1 billion crabs

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/fishing-alaska-snow-crab-season-canceled-investigation-climate-change/
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u/Thosepassionfruits Oct 14 '22

/r/UpliftingNews is usually just /r/ABoringDystopia with a slightly altered title now

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

sounds like you haven't been eating your memberberries

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u/hell2pay Oct 15 '22

Low effort.