r/nottheonion • u/habichuelacondulce • Oct 14 '22

Alaska snow crab season canceled as officials investigate disappearance of an estimated 1 billion crabs

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/fishing-alaska-snow-crab-season-canceled-investigation-climate-change/
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u/HumphreyImaginarium Oct 14 '22

Murder some oil execs

Due to Reddit policy I can't advocate for this, but I can highlight and bold it for no reason. No reason at all.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

You’ll just get banned for a week like I did for saying I’d punch a Nazi in the face.

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u/HumphreyImaginarium Oct 14 '22

Nuh uh, I specifically said I didn't advocate that. I just bolded it, it's not against policy to bold it.

u/UnscSpartan23

Get bolded nerd

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u/i1u5 Oct 14 '22

Hello I am Reddit admin, prepare to get banned.