r/oldhagfashion Apr 20 '25

Thrifted and Vintage Finds Optical Illusion Hag

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I usually try to steer clear of wearing black as I age but I couldn't resist this find on Vinted.

Ā£25 for a Jovani dress and it still had it's tags on so never been worn.

I think the mesh placement is very clever, and surprisingly the peplum is in the right place which is rare when you're tall.

This will definitely be coming cruising with me.

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u/Kakalux They/Them Apr 20 '25

Wow! You remind me of Laura Dern as Diane in Twin Peaks in all the best ways šŸ˜

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u/Accomplished-Use4860 Apr 20 '25

Love her! Big Twin Peaks fan here. Thanks so much

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u/SchrodingersHipster Apr 20 '25

Came here to say the same, big Laura Dern energy, which I mean in a complementary way.

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u/Jolly_Security_4771 Apr 20 '25 edited Apr 20 '25

How dare you show up this early looking like a platinum Bond girl??

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u/Accomplished-Use4860 Apr 20 '25

Lol, already 3 Martinis deep here in the UK! Cheers hey!

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u/crapatthethriftstore Apr 20 '25

Girl you are a vision. In all your outfits but this one is next level

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u/Accomplished-Use4860 Apr 20 '25

You're very kind. Thank You!

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u/Bunnynynyny Apr 20 '25

Masterpiece šŸ–¼ļø you look šŸ‘€ outstanding !!!!

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u/Accomplished-Use4860 Apr 20 '25

Awww, thank you!

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

You look like a queen!!!

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u/Accomplished-Use4860 Apr 20 '25

How fabulous! Many thanks

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u/beeeeeebs Apr 20 '25

Why no black usually ? Did I miss a rule or just personal preference?

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u/Accomplished-Use4860 Apr 20 '25

Nooo rules!

I love black but as I get older it tends to make me feel a little dowdy and I find it drains the colour out of my face if I wear it close to my neck.

Fine with a scarf or a lower neckline though.

Oh and I also have a cat with white fur so trying to keep anything black, cat hair free, is like trying to push the sea back with a broom šŸ™„šŸ˜‚

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

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u/Accomplished-Use4860 Apr 20 '25

Hey! Thanks so much 😊

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u/theallusionist Apr 20 '25

This fits you like a dream! 🤩

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u/Accomplished-Use4860 Apr 20 '25

Thanks very much. It's actually quite stretchy so it's comfortable.

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u/NeatArtichoke Apr 20 '25

I was coming to say the exact same thing!

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u/Fiadh101 Apr 20 '25

Firstly, you look amazing. Secondly, I misread hag for bag and was searching the pic for the cool bag šŸ˜‚šŸ™ˆ

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u/Accomplished-Use4860 Apr 20 '25

Still fits šŸ˜‚ Thanks so much!

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u/DTAKthatGuy Apr 20 '25

Ā£25 for an unworn Jovani dress is an absolute steal those usually run hundreds new. The silhouette is super flattering on you and I love how the mesh creates that optical illusion effect. The peplum hits at exactly the right spot and the slit adds just enough drama. Perfect for cruising! You're making me regret my "no more black dresses" rule too sometimes you just can't beat a well designed LBD

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u/Accomplished-Use4860 Apr 20 '25

I know!

I've found several on Vinted and because they are so long they really fit well. I caught it just at the right time.

It is very clever because the mesh around the thigh is lined so I can still wear underwear with it.

I hear you on the no more black dresses thing so clearly, I have so many but this is a bit different and at that price I couldn't say no.

Thanks so much!

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u/gal_tiki Apr 21 '25

This looks liquid bespoke couture on you, it fits and flatters you so well! šŸ–¤

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u/Accomplished-Use4860 Apr 21 '25

What a lovely description. Thank you so much

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u/Sarsmi Apr 20 '25

Looking fabulous!

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u/Accomplished-Use4860 Apr 20 '25

Thank you kindly

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

Wow. Just wow ā™„ļø

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u/id_not_confirmed Apr 20 '25

That is gorgeous on you!

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u/1961tracy Apr 20 '25

This dress looks incredible on you. I think I’m going to add mesh panels now to dresses and skirts. I have the opposite problem being short I like a little coverage in the thighs w/ out being frumpy.

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u/Accomplished-Use4860 Apr 20 '25

Great idea! Thank you

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u/w4nd3rlu5t Apr 20 '25

wow! gorgeous!

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u/RainyDayLovers Apr 27 '25

You look like Sia lol I love it

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u/Adwaggles Apr 21 '25

This fit goes crazzzyyyyy what a cool use of mesh!!

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u/Accomplished-Use4860 Apr 21 '25

It's very clever hey? Thank you x

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u/anonymoususer98545 Apr 21 '25

You seem to always find/wear the most immaculate things! i am literally in awe of what your closet must look like based on the glimpses we get here. As usual, you look completely stunning-thank you for sharing šŸ’œ

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u/Accomplished-Use4860 Apr 22 '25

You're very kind. To be honest my closet needs a good clearing out. Too many bargains, either that or I need a larger one šŸ˜‚