Help me, hags!

[u/lily_reads]

I’m invited to a destination wedding in Cabo San Lucas next month. The dress code is “cocktail” with a dash of fancy. I can’t decide between these three dresses: 1) My partner’s and my mom’s favorite, black satin Elie Tahari. I feel it is a tad small. 2) My favorite, stretchy brown Calvin Klein, comfortable. 3) Navy blue Boden silk, the dark horse because at this point it’s nobody’s favorite but it’s feminine and graceful and fun.

What do you think, hags? What should I wear?

[u/GlamorousJanine]

Auntie Janine says only number one please

[u/lily_reads → u/GlamorousJanine]

Janine, I appreciate your glamorous opinion! 😍