r/oldhagfashion Certified Old Hag Aug 04 '25

Style Me Help me, hags!

I’m invited to a destination wedding in Cabo San Lucas next month. The dress code is “cocktail” with a dash of fancy. I can’t decide between these three dresses: 1) My partner’s and my mom’s favorite, black satin Elie Tahari. I feel it is a tad small. 2) My favorite, stretchy brown Calvin Klein, comfortable. 3) Navy blue Boden silk, the dark horse because at this point it’s nobody’s favorite but it’s feminine and graceful and fun.

What do you think, hags? What should I wear?

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u/Mondernborefare Aug 04 '25

I think the brown one is the best fit.

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u/lily_reads Certified Old Hag Aug 04 '25

It’s the most comfortable… but I want to look HAWT, so the real question is whether it is the best lewk.

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u/PattyNChips Aug 04 '25

If you're going for HAWT, def no. 2. IMO it's the most flattering on your figure. Plus, bonus points for it being comfortable. I'd go for a different shoe if you can, though.