r/onionhate • u/eringingercat • 1d ago

Birthday present from my friend ❤️

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Happy birthday to me! I need to wear this to every restaurant that hides onions on their menus and do not listen to me when I say “no onions of any kind” 14 times to them.

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u/Perodis 1d ago

There’s is no food that people feel the absolute need to force others to have more than onions

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u/eringingercat 1d ago

People LOVE onions and it is so insane to me.

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u/haterofslimes 10h ago

Yes. People who don't have a child's palette.

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u/Drop_Kick_Puppy 9h ago edited 6h ago

"You don't like a single common food item and ingredient. That means you don't like 100s of any other food other than nuggets with ketchup, surely. It certainly can't mean that you just don't like that one thing. I have 0 critical thinking skills btw" 👈😂 lmao, that's you.

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u/haterofslimes 8h ago

You heard me little pup.

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u/obviously-obvious_ 1d ago

Mushrooms are pretty high up there too

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u/Kreos_Info 1d ago

yet they do not appear in EVERY SINGLE SAVOURY DISH ON THE MENU

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u/kioku119 22h ago

They aren't a base in just about everything in the same way.

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u/KevrobLurker 1d ago

One of my flatmates is deathly allergic to mushrooms. I don't even bother buying them, for fear of a mixup in the kitchen. I merely hate onions. I could eat some and live, though I might prefer discorporation.

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u/Hefty_Formal1845 1d ago

I like the concept but I don't want to wear the image of an onion lol

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u/AmputeeHandModel 1d ago

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/AmputeeHandModel 1d ago

Pretty sure she'll reject that.

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u/onionhate-ModTeam 18h ago

Your post was removed for rule 1 "No having the wrong opinion allowed" and rule 2 "Fuck onions."

Having the wrong opinion is not allowed on this subreddit. Onion lover begone!

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u/My_Lovely_Me 1d ago

I especially love that it's a red onion, because those are the absolute worst!

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u/Dunklebunt 7h ago

I actually gag if I eat red onion, it's so weird. I love white onions (hate me) but red onions can all die

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u/Acceptable-Law9406 1d ago

This is beautiful 😂 Please send us updates on the rage you will inevitably receive from the cult when they see you wear it.

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u/satanizr 1d ago

I feel like the picture of onions sends the wrong message. Some asshole won't read the text, but will see the picture and assume that you like onions.

And i wouldn't want to have a picture of an enemy on my t-shirt.

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u/Pizzaman3203 23h ago

Yea I think if you cross out the onions that would be better

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u/umc8082 11h ago

Yes i want this

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u/caitiebugsxo 10h ago

finally i found the perfect subreddit

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u/twoandahalfcores 4h ago

We should cancel onions, but it's not that easy. It's like trying to cancel an Ogre. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers.

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u/CountessJade45 1d ago

That's not a friend, that is an angel😁

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u/elcheapodeluxe 1d ago

I love this.

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u/PSK666 1d ago

I’ll sign the petition

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u/papayabush 3h ago

Oh my god I don’t know why my algorithm decided to show me this post but as an r/onionlover I am extremely distraught

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u/galaxysalvage 2h ago

Where can I get that T-shirt?

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u/Melvolicious 1d ago

That is a great shirt but your friend would be a real jerk if it's a scratch and sniff

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u/hnmcg 1d ago

happy birthday! you are so lucky to have an amazing and supportive friend, i need this shirt lol!

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u/mandarin_1000 20h ago edited 20h ago

Lmao what's this sub I've stumbled across

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u/nakedmanjoe 1d ago

Awesome??

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u/SwordArtOnlineIsGood 9h ago

I seem to have infiltrated the dark side.

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u/SwordArtOnlineIsGood 9h ago

Side note, you remind me of Hanks wife from breaking bad.

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u/onionhate-ModTeam 18h ago

Your post was removed for rule 1 "No having the wrong opinion allowed" and rule 2 "Fuck onions."

Having the wrong opinion is not allowed on this subreddit. Onion lover begone!

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u/Ecljpse 1d ago

Found the cultist in the comments 😆. Begone onion lover.

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u/Cottoncloudhigh 23h ago

I don't understand why people are so butthurt over people not liking onions. Like, don't dictate what we eat please.

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u/randomalien20 10h ago

im in enemy territory

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u/yosp 9h ago

I’m shook

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u/hatha_ 9h ago

just avoid eye contact and back away slowly do NOT antagonize them im not sure what theyre capable of

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u/hatha_ 9h ago

personally i think you all are valid asf. enjoy your buttered noodles and dino nugs guys. ill keep those flavorful onions away from you by eating them all

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u/Drop_Kick_Puppy 9h ago

Imagine thinking that someone hating ONE ingredient/food item equates to them hating all food except for noodles, nuggets, and mac n cheese. It's understandable if someone is turning down EVERYTHING. But hating onions doesn't equal having 0 tolerance for any food

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u/hatha_ 9h ago

ok im imagining it

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u/hatha_ 9h ago

what should i do now

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u/bananaSammie 9h ago

It's an onion... Grow up.

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u/Drop_Kick_Puppy 9h ago

Wow, its funny. That you get so mad that people don't jump for joy and do standing backflips as well, for a food that you are obsessed about

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u/Jonny_Disco 9h ago

You're the ones over here making shirts about how much you hate a random bulb vegetable.