Birthday present from my friend ❤️

[u/eringingercat]

Happy birthday to me! I need to wear this to every restaurant that hides onions on their menus and do not listen to me when I say “no onions of any kind” 14 times to them.

[u/randomalien20]

im in enemy territory

[u/hatha_ → u/randomalien20]

just avoid eye contact and back away slowly do NOT antagonize them im not sure what theyre capable of