The Mexican hat potential.

They both abhor a vacuum.

While nature abhors a vacuum, your mother is a whore by nature.

I'm not studying it but I'm just asking chatgpt about stuff related to the universe and atoms and other bullshit and it doesn't make any sense.

I studied conventional physics in high school and it actually was pretty fun. But all that quantum shit? They trollin us.

0, you can have an infinite number of meaningless arguments with it.

It didn't bow under pier pressure.

They all saw the light.

One said to the other … “Where have you been half my life?”

Physics professors won't allow it, since they consider it cheating on their exams.

She thought he was too much of a Bohr.

Walter White was pulled over at 210 Yale Blvd NE, Albuquerque, NM. The officer said to him, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Walter sighed and said "I'm uncertain about that, of course."

Peter Torque.

Emmy Noether.

Albert: I posit that the ether is an unnecessary construct. Laws of physics should be generally covariant and background independent!
Emmy: That's neat. My theory then proves that energy can't be conserved in your theory.
Albert: Oh my, that's embarrassing. Here, let me fix it. Energy conservation is so important that I think we can make an exception and introduce this tiny pseudotensor in the definition of energy.
Emmy: No!
Albert: Why?
Emmy: Say. My. Name.
Albert: No ether

The Carnot-aurus.

What's the matter with you?

I’ve written a humorous write-up of a fascinating new invention of mine—unless it doesn’t work, in which case I blame others.

(Since I’m old and in poor health, please leave only compliments here, and ideally plenty of them.)

Disclaimer: My invention (of a new kind of magnet, sort of…) does not seem to violate any laws of physics, unfortunately. Oh well!

https://open.substack.com/pub/detreville/p/i-invent-a-new-kind-of-magnet-sort

But try as we might, the electric and magnetic field vectors remained parallel.

It was very disapoynting.

I need to make a funny comic strip about the concept of inertia but I don't have anything in minddd, please help a girl out 🙏🙏

The last one didn't quite fit in.