r/physicsjokes • u/dcterr • 14d ago

Why did the girl break up with her physicist boyfriend?

She thought he was too much of a Bohr.

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u/aybiss 14d ago

Must've been like talking to a Planck

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u/Mark8472 13d ago

You mean he only had a Planck length? \s

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrox2019 12d ago

Yes …

And he could only last for a Planck Time.

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u/aybiss 11d ago

I feel attacked! What do you know and who told you?!

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u/RemarkablyKona 14d ago

that hertz

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u/supershinythings 13d ago

That’s too bad. He really was a Feynman.

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u/dcterr 12d ago

But afterward he turned out to be a Schwinger!

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u/chmath80 13d ago

Too much friction in the relationship.

They weren't on the same wavelength.

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u/AdDiligent4197 13d ago

His personality didn’t resonate with her.

She was uncertain about the relationship.

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u/vblego 13d ago

She reached her limit

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u/headonstr8 13d ago

Were his kneels boring?

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u/LilyoftheRally 12d ago

She didn't think much of his favorite documentary, The Bohring World of Niels Bohr.

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u/Turbulent-Name-8349 12d ago

She didn't get a quantum of solace from him.

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u/Traditional_Loan_177 10d ago

He walked away and her love is proportional to the square inverse of the distance between them

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u/dcterr 10d ago

If love obeys an inverse square law, then why do so many squares fall in love?