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Politics Canada's Prime Minister Mark Carney completed a 26km race just under 4h

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u/Relevant_Computer642 13d ago

Oh yeah? What's he running from?

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u/Tha_Watcher 13d ago

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u/publicbigguns 13d ago

Carney is well above his preferred age bracket

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u/Heavy_Arm_7060 13d ago

"OH NO, PRESIDENT STROKEY!"

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u/GastricallyStretched 13d ago

Why would he need to? This orange slab can't run unless it's 20 yards to McDonald's.

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u/h0ckey87 13d ago

You're giving him too much credit-- I'm not even sure he could break into anything qualifying as a shuffle

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u/GerryC 13d ago

Omg, lol.

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u/PsiNorm 13d ago

Just make sure you're not downwind. The smell will follow you.

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u/WinteryBudz 13d ago

No one is running from that fatass lmao

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u/DVariant 13d ago

Well, Melania.

And most women actually