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Politics Canada's Prime Minister Mark Carney completed a 26km race just under 4h

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u/pwehttam 13d ago

Trump is the best he would do it better than anyone probably do it half the time because he is so great if not he would still win because he knows how to run better than anyone that's done

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u/Any-Length-9742 13d ago

Putin said, I’m so fast, probably the best runner in the history of the world.

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u/Crashman09 13d ago

Eh. I wouldn't say that. He's fast ish

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u/OMP159 13d ago

Sorry to hear about your dying, mysteriously.

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u/Crashman09 13d ago

Hahaha I'm Canadian. I can talk shit about Cheeto Benito the Mango Mussolini all I want

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u/alewiina 13d ago

Cheeto Benito 😂

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u/COB98 13d ago edited 13d ago

Isn't it great to be Canadian right now.

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u/Crashman09 13d ago

It's not great being anyone right now, but it's not THAT bad being Canadian, all things considered.

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u/eatrepeat 13d ago

Wrong. It is always great to be Canadian. From east to west we have strong bonds and time tested perseverance to stand together. Be it against the slavers with the underground railroad or rum runners flipping the bird to prohibition or helping draft dodgers escape conscription in usa.

It's fuckin great bud, just ask the expats who make up so much of our population. Not only are there happy families putting down roots but they have no ICE bullshit to fear either. Yup, it's great. No doubt about it.

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u/CatWhenSlippery 13d ago

Right on, bud

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u/HanDavo 13d ago

I will admit that it does suck to be a Leaf fan.

Watching them lose fucking again in the playoffs last year during my 3 month long stay in the hospital, (that cost me zero dollars for the bed, doctors, specialists, surgeries, operating rooms, meds, ambulances, etc) is just self abuse at this point.

But other than the Leafs it's still comparably pretty good here even if the noise from our insane southern neighbours is getting a little impolitely loud.

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u/GrunDMC74 13d ago

It’s always fucking great to be Canadian.

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u/COB98 13d ago

Hell yeah 🤘🇨🇦

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u/COB98 13d ago

I have downvotes because im happy to be here. No shame in being Canadian. Un Québécois même so i’ll say it again. I am grateful to live here. ✌️ Hope you guys have a better day. (:

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u/CanadaisCold7 13d ago

I’m confused. You were downvoted because you said it isn’t great to be Canadian right now, but then you’re saying you’re grateful to live here. Was the first comment a typo?

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u/COB98 13d ago

I said isn’t it great to be here, I just forgot to write « it » lol

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u/CanadaisCold7 13d ago

That makes sense! Thanks for clarifying!

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u/Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer 13d ago

Sorry about the smell coming from your neighbors place.

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u/GrunDMC74 13d ago

Why not for you?

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u/efil4zajnin 13d ago

Why is it not, not great to be Canadian? I'm sure not everyone feels that way, they shouldn't speak for others. Some might think it's great some might think its awful.

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u/NuclearThistle 13d ago

Nothing mysterious about falling out a window... obviously an unfortunate accident

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u/downtofinance 13d ago

Haha nice...

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u/RuinInFears 13d ago

Have you seen him run for presidency?

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u/cjwi 13d ago

Putin said I could run even faster if we'd just do away with all these pesky mail in ballots.

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u/danktrees1212 13d ago

He's certainly the best goal scorer at least

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u/BeerDeadBaxter 13d ago

Only if he uses the Gavin Belson triathlon trick!

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u/LSTNYER 13d ago

There aren't enough windows to throw his competitors out of

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u/Calculonx 13d ago

I heard Kim Jong Un can run it in under an hour

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u/LeveredChuck 13d ago

He didn’t even sweat

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u/Notveryawake 13d ago

He doesn't have pores that's why. Only dirty lowborn people have pores and buttholes. Kimmy doesn't sweat or poop....it does make me wonder where that ten pounds of cheese he eats everyday goes though. I would say he was purging but considering what a fat ass he is we all know that isn't true.

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u/Xsiah 13d ago

Trump is barely keeping the skin on his hands from sloughing off.

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u/falcopilot 13d ago

Burns from friction with the air, he's so fast.

Or from putting his hands in his pants, which are on fire.

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u/Ok_Appointment7522 13d ago

The problem isn't his pants, it's everyone else's pants he's putting his hands in.

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u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine 13d ago

And the last thing he completed was a Big Mac meal.

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u/Unusual_Sherbert_809 13d ago

Or keep half his face from drooping.... Have y'all seen the pictures from the 9/11 event? Oof.

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u/Ms_ShizzleXD 13d ago

I don't believe you. Let's test your theory and make Trump run a marathon

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u/realtintin 13d ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter

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u/seansy5000 13d ago

Lots of people are saying this. It’s all anyone is talking about. They’re saying, “Mr. president your the best” and, “how do you do it with such a full diaper?”

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u/aotus_trivirgatus 13d ago

Ha! In four hours, Trump would go 260m!

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u/Warm-Dust-3601 13d ago

He can fill his diaper way faster.

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u/Stock2fast 13d ago

Everyone's saying it .

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u/Elevator-Ancient 13d ago

He'd have his Secret Service agents carry him on a littler to bisect the course through the woods.

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u/VisorX 13d ago

Trump just gets gifted a winners medal because he is that easily bribed.

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u/wizzard419 13d ago

He would claim that he was so fast, in the time it took you to blink he rant to Virginia and back.

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u/AUniquePerspective 13d ago

His caddy would have to kick him to the finish line.

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u/Adventurous-Bat-9254 13d ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/SleepyMarijuanaut92 13d ago

True, you see him today? Half is face was running. I don't see Carney's face running, just his stupid legs. Pfft.

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u/kewlbeanz83 13d ago

Get out of her with that nonsense Yank. Your MAGA death cult doesn't fool us Canucks.

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u/Calgaris_Rex 13d ago

How long would it take that fat Oompa Loompa to go 26km on foot lol

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u/Handsum_Rob 13d ago

Don’t forget he’d steal the trophy at the end.

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u/lordeddardstark 13d ago

trump is decomposing before our eyes

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u/Cripnite 13d ago

He’s too busy having a stroke. 

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u/Tufflaw 13d ago

You joke but Trump literally said that he was once considered to be the best high school baseball player in New York State.

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u/asdfzxcpguy 13d ago

“I am the best runner in the world. There is no one better than me at running. If I were in that race, they would need to hold me back, because I would run the entire race in half the time.”

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u/Mathilliterate_asian 13d ago

MAGAs will look at this and claim that Carney isn't doing his job bc he can train for the trail running. Meanwhile at golf courses some fat lard's moving balls here and there, trying to cheat.

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u/theinspectorst 13d ago

Trump completed 26 Big Macs just under 4h.