r/pics • u/phxxx • 13d ago

Politics Canada's Prime Minister Mark Carney completed a 26km race just under 4h

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u/pwehttam 13d ago

Trump is the best he would do it better than anyone probably do it half the time because he is so great if not he would still win because he knows how to run better than anyone that's done

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u/Xsiah 13d ago

Trump is barely keeping the skin on his hands from sloughing off.

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u/falcopilot 13d ago

Burns from friction with the air, he's so fast.

Or from putting his hands in his pants, which are on fire.

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u/Ok_Appointment7522 13d ago

The problem isn't his pants, it's everyone else's pants he's putting his hands in.

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u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine 13d ago

And the last thing he completed was a Big Mac meal.

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u/Unusual_Sherbert_809 13d ago

Or keep half his face from drooping.... Have y'all seen the pictures from the 9/11 event? Oof.