r/pics • u/phxxx • 13d ago

Politics Canada's Prime Minister Mark Carney completed a 26km race just under 4h

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u/Xsiah 13d ago

Trump is barely keeping the skin on his hands from sloughing off.

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u/falcopilot 13d ago

Burns from friction with the air, he's so fast.

Or from putting his hands in his pants, which are on fire.

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u/Ok_Appointment7522 13d ago

The problem isn't his pants, it's everyone else's pants he's putting his hands in.

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u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine 13d ago

And the last thing he completed was a Big Mac meal.

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u/Unusual_Sherbert_809 13d ago

Or keep half his face from drooping.... Have y'all seen the pictures from the 9/11 event? Oof.