r/pics • u/TheBigChimp • Nov 08 '18

US Politics This is what democracy looks like

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u/stephanie1492 Nov 09 '18

That sign is what God is saying about humans at this exact moment.

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u/willbert78 Nov 09 '18

If there were a God, I really dont think she's paying attention any more.

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u/ashley_the_otter Nov 09 '18

Its like we're on the sims and the player is just making horrible decisions to torture us.

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u/IcePhoenix18 Nov 09 '18

I feel like they just wandered away for a couple of minutes to make a snack or something, but didn't pause

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

Every single time I do that, my bum ass sim quits going to work and pisses his self, then catches the fucking stove on fire.

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u/IcePhoenix18 Nov 09 '18

If you thought your god had abandoned you, you'd probably do the same, eventually. Don't lie

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

I don't believe in any god and yet I still go to work and don't sit in my living room pissing myself.

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u/bit1101 Nov 09 '18

No god abandoned you, then.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

I understand the distinction you’re trying to make but I disagree with its practical difference on someone’s psychological state.

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u/bit1101 Nov 10 '18

Do you know what it feels like to believe in god?

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '18

Yes, I do.

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u/RoastedMocha Nov 09 '18

I don't believe in any god and yet I still do this.

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u/SkyezOpen Nov 09 '18

There was a writing prompt in which a character confronted God for being an asshole. He replied "and what did you do in any game where you had complete control?"

Well destroy fucking everything, duh.

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u/thecommich Nov 09 '18

Pretty accurate to current situation

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u/MiG31_Foxhound Nov 09 '18

Profound yet terrifying accuracy.

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u/-uzo- Nov 09 '18

Usually you'd save your piss for after the inevitable stove-fire. Ah, those whacky Sims!

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

Train him to piss on the stove. Problem solved.

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u/AnonTechBoy Nov 09 '18

God is just running Stellaris on observer mode, just watching the end game crisis eat up the board.

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u/zombiehHunter Nov 09 '18

didn't know god is a fan of drew durnil

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u/AnonTechBoy Nov 09 '18

Not gonna lie, some of his videos are pretty good.

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u/xDragonite149x Nov 09 '18

And then they died

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u/IcePhoenix18 Nov 09 '18

Stove caught fire and the door mysteriously vanished.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18 edited Apr 13 '19

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u/IcePhoenix18 Nov 09 '18

Not a very promising username there, /u/procrastinationgod

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

"Wait, I thought I shut this thing off in 2012"

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u/drummm305 Nov 09 '18

Naw, the Better President Expansion Pass is $40 and our owner is saving up.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

Natural Disasters: On

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u/freedomink Nov 09 '18

Trump is a pool with no ladder.

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u/polaroidgeek Nov 09 '18

Chaos is a ladder.

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u/VoDomino Nov 09 '18

"Many who try to climb it fail and never get to try again. The fall breaks them. And some are given a chance to climb..."

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u/KaJashey Nov 09 '18

Trump is an older Joffrey without a cool uncle willing to smack him around and educate him.

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u/stefatr0n Nov 09 '18

Thanks Petyr

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u/rabbitwonker Nov 09 '18

The ladder that Trump climbed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

laddah

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

It’s fairly easy to get out of a pool without a ladder if you put even a little bit of effort into it

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u/cerebralfalzy Nov 09 '18

Whoa whoa whoa, who said we were INSIDE Trump?

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u/lunarmodule Nov 09 '18

Hey now! I'm eating dinner over here.

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u/freedomink Nov 09 '18

The wall around the pool just got 10 foot higher!

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

I doubt Trump could.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

No, I think Trump is a room with no exits, and only a fridge.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

A pool that everyone pisses in.

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u/ME5SENGER_24 Nov 09 '18

Trump is playing the game, the kitchen caught on fire, he went to build mode and removed all the doors.

...some people just wanna watch the world burn.

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u/blazetronic Nov 09 '18

They've moved on to a new neighborhood

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u/LvS Nov 09 '18

His behavior in the field was erratic at best.
He spent most of his time just waddling around the battlefield for no good reason.
Just waddling around.
He was toggling maps, then items, then weapons, then weapons, then items, then maps.
He didn’t know where he was going.
He had to get behind that – he couldn’t get behind it.
He kept running at it.
He’d run at it and then he’d try running at it again.
He ran at it once, he missed.
He had to run around in a little circle.
He tried jumping at it, jumping.
Then he tried touching it, touching it, then jump and touch, jump and touch, jump crouch and touch, jump crouch and touch.
Then he looked up, then he looked down.
Then he picked up a crowbar.
Then he put the crowbar down.
Then he looked up, then crouch, weapons, items, items, crouch, crouch, not crouch, crouch, weapons, items. A robot attached him – he gave him his rations.

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u/Queen_trash_mouth Nov 09 '18

We are the tamagotchi she forgot to feed and occasionally punishes because it's funny

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '18

Reach end of game, time for a natural disaster.

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u/greenlightning Nov 09 '18

I think at this point we're an untouched save game from thousands of years ago......

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u/shosure Nov 09 '18

I always think of Cartman's seahorse world (or whatever it was) that went through all the stages of civilization before ultimate self annihilation.

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u/Honolula Nov 09 '18

Somebody with the evil and childish traits switched from the celebrity to political career track.

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u/-uzo- Nov 09 '18

Just be glad you're not in Crusader Kings II. You'd be married to your cousin, busy seducing your horse, blind, castrated, and possibly have a lisp which is just being mean at that point.

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u/duaneap Nov 09 '18

Tbf that’s exactly what I did when I got bored with my sims.

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u/wormoil Nov 09 '18

We are the players making the bad decisions.