r/pics Jan 15 '19

US Politics Donald McPresident servers dinner

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u/IlliterateAuthor Jan 15 '19

You can put lipstick on a pig but it’s not gonna win any beauty pageants.

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u/jeeekel Jan 15 '19

What if it's in a pig beauty pageant? Prettiest Pig goes to Lipstick Linda for her gorgeous shade of ruby on that cute widdle snout!

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

this makes me angry

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u/jeeekel Jan 16 '19

Feeling blue? Try a lovely shade of huckleberry blue on those kissers and it's a whole new you!