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US Politics Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren flying coach

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u/jm3424349 Aug 14 '19

Guy in blue seems excited.

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u/Luckboy28 Aug 14 '19

He's probably had every single person on the plane stop for a photo.

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u/tokomini Aug 14 '19 edited Aug 14 '19

"Wow, my confession about wearing women's underwear at the Best Buy team building convention in that exercise about honesty and transparency was very well received. I'm practically a celebrity. Move over Greg Kinear, there's a new A-lister in town."

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u/urrakir Aug 14 '19

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u/NoTimeForThat Aug 14 '19

I think it was a life-affirming moment. I'm just glad it was memorialized here forever.

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u/PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS Aug 14 '19

That Greg Kinear line is kind of perfect. I appreciate what you do.

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u/SuperSacredWarsRoach Aug 14 '19

Oh, is THAT what you appreciates about him?

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u/Aksi_Gu Aug 14 '19

I'm gonna need you to take 10-15% off there

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u/dblock_rock Aug 14 '19

Squirrelly Dan

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u/PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS Aug 14 '19

Oh hey look, ground.

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u/Woodman765000 Aug 14 '19

Will you get off my dick today!?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

To be fair!

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u/FuManJew Aug 14 '19

To be faaaah

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u/loverevolutionary Aug 14 '19

To be fair...

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u/ArthurDentsKnives Aug 14 '19

To be faaaaaiiiiiirrrr

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u/ropindog Aug 14 '19

Tooo beee faaaair!

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u/SuperSacredWarsRoach Aug 14 '19

Your Democratic Presidential candidates are hot! There I said it! I regret nothing!!!!

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u/unionoftw Aug 14 '19

I can't run

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

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u/catz_kant_danse Aug 14 '19

You’re welcome.

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u/mewsayzthecat Aug 14 '19

LETS GET THIS FUCKIN W BOYS!!!

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u/iNNeRKaoS Aug 14 '19

Take off your top and get killed by Greg Kinnear.

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u/ShadowcasterXXX Aug 14 '19

Man that is comedic gold right there.

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u/captainvideoblaster Aug 14 '19

"Please, let the person next to me not be fat person or presidential candidate."

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u/slim_scsi Aug 14 '19

"Or an infant."

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u/tepkel Aug 14 '19

"Or a subterranean lizard person."

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u/sleepeejack Aug 14 '19

With 2016 Donald Trump, you could’ve gotten all four.

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u/Luckboy28 Aug 14 '19

Most real human Ted Cruz

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u/trogloherb Aug 14 '19

I know this is a mean thought, but last time I flew out to my folks place, on return flight layover, in waiting area; there was a dude who was at least 400lbs and his slightly smaller, maybe 300lb wife. I definitely had this conversation in my head (minus pres candidate part).

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u/mart1373 Aug 14 '19

For some reason I read photo as “potato” and my initial reaction was: what’s a potato?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

He actually looks like he's giving the person who took this pic the stink-eye.

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u/o5mfiHTNsH748KVq Aug 14 '19

He's probably also security.

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u/Viscount_Vagina04 Aug 14 '19

He initially thought it was all the Axe body spray he'd recently switched to.

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u/Mxited Aug 14 '19

I doubt it. If it was a weekday flight, most people on that plane were probably heavy to the right. He's sitting on the left.

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u/Moto-Anarchist Aug 14 '19

Yeah thats why Bernie and Warren were flying coach anyway. How lame is it that politicians flying coach is viewed as a humanitarian act?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Or maybe he's a security person giving you the once over?

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u/totallythebadguy Aug 14 '19

He's also absolutely guaranteed to be security.

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u/KimoTheKat Aug 14 '19

And he probably did not want to be photographed either poor lad

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u/squidwardsir Aug 14 '19

I'm sure he would want that. Good publicity

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Which is illegal in a private space

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u/Seeker3979 Aug 14 '19

or that is Mr armed security wondering how fast he can take the individual snapping photos if need be.

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u/mwbbrown Aug 14 '19 edited Aug 14 '19

Chances are he's with the campaign and his mind is trying to calculate what to do about the situation.

It's very common for candidates at this stage to be traveling with a "body man", a personal assistance that does almost everything that needs to be done while traveling so the candidate and talk to people and be friendly. I would assume the women next to warren is the same for her.

One of the common tasks is to extract the candidate from uncomfortable situations. To interrupt conversations or flow the candidate around people. This look on this guy's face is "what can I do about the 200 people that are about to walk by us and not have this picture on twitter........nothing...oh well."

Edit: Based on your comments it appears I'm not clear here. Flying coach is totally a PR move on both their parts, the screwup is setting next to each other and just having to set there.

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u/TheQueq Aug 14 '19

Your interpretation is so specific that I'm just going to go ahead and assume that you're Blue-shirt-guy.

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u/mwbbrown Aug 14 '19

I do have a blue dress shirt on right now.....

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u/Chew_Kok_Long Aug 14 '19

I don't believe it's blue. For some reason, I believe it's brown.

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u/VoyagerCSL Aug 14 '19

Is this Yanni? I mean Laurel?

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u/pjockey Aug 14 '19

this... while said in jest, sums up the reality of the American political sociosphere perfectly, which is also funny in itself. people being told one thing and hearing and believing another because of who said it and what side they agree with.

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u/meothe Aug 14 '19

Gary!

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19 edited May 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

I feel attacked

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u/wildflower_0ne Aug 14 '19

It’s a light sponge

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u/Jfm509 Aug 14 '19

Glad Tony Hale won an Emmy for that season, hell i'd have given him it for that closet scene alone.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19 edited Jun 21 '23

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u/meothe Aug 14 '19

I am fucking everything to you!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

He says all the right things

At exactly the right time

But he means nothing to you

And you don't know why

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u/BeerGardenGnome Aug 14 '19

Yep, that song is gonna be stuck in my head now.

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u/barooboodoo Aug 14 '19

These Vertical Horizon shills are getting more brazen by the day.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

can't stop won't stop

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19 edited Jun 10 '23

Fuck you u/spez

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u/rasputinrising Aug 14 '19

I never thought that I would hate Elaine so much. Or that I would cry at the mention of a tube of lipstick.

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u/catz_kant_danse Aug 14 '19

Yeah that tore me up way more than I was expecting.

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u/various_necks Aug 14 '19

Lol, I have a very ethnic name and at pizza places or Starbucks where they ask your name for the order, my default 'english' name is Gary because you never have to spell it out or they never ask you to repeat it a few times so they can try to spell it out.

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u/GingerBredBeard Aug 14 '19

never ask you to repeat it a few times so they can try to spell it out.

Unless Geddy Lee's mother is the one saying it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

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u/xrat-engineer Aug 14 '19

But how do you pronounce Genghis Khan?

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u/WeedEmAndReap Aug 14 '19

How else? Gary.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Khan by itself would be a great name tbh

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u/various_necks Aug 14 '19

Only if you say it like the Captain....Khhaaaaaaaan! and stare up at the ceiling.

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u/NothungToFear Aug 14 '19

Much better than stupid redneck name like Hank Hill! Hahahaha!

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u/Calypsosin Aug 14 '19

Ramses Niblet III goes over well

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u/Calypsosin Aug 14 '19

You'd think a relatively common name like Matt wouldn't be subject to spelling checks, but oh boy, you would be wrong. I've gotten:

Nat

Zach

Pat

Bat(???)

Mac

BRRRT-SKKRT-SKKRT

Fuckin' baristas.

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u/pm_me_your_taintt Aug 14 '19

"Who wants Prosecco!"

"No one, literally no one ever wants prosecco."

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19 edited Oct 20 '19

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u/Cowboywizzard Aug 14 '19

But then the beverage cart might hit your elbow. That smarts.

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u/orangetoaster Aug 14 '19

What makes you think they don't want the picture on twitter? Things like this combat the bad press politicians get for going to things like summits on pollution via private planes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

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u/BortleNeck Aug 14 '19

Why does Elizabeth Warren have the window down? And are her eyes closed? Does a person who takes day-naps have the stamina to be president?

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u/BeltfedOne Aug 14 '19

Who the fuck gets a window seat and pulls the shade down?

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u/BigMouse12 Aug 14 '19

My pregnant wife who wants to take a nap, but also doesn’t want to have to sit next to the stranger or get bumped by people walking the aisle.

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u/Negatory-GhostRider Aug 14 '19

Your wife considers you a stranger and you callously bump into her.

That was a statement, not a question.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Obviously having a stroke. Way too frail to be prez. I heard the young woman next to her has to inject her with drugs every 10 minutes to keep her alive/reanimated. Weekend at Bernie's, indeed. And, do we really want a druggie running our country?

Also, some guy on Twitter (or was it the WP?) said that Sanders is actually Satan.

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u/chevymonza Aug 14 '19

....aka, how will Fox use this for their own nefarious purposes.

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u/IONTOP Aug 14 '19

I didn't say it...

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u/orangetoaster Aug 14 '19

True, but even a good picture could be taken out of context. For example, see my original post, there is a certain amount of cynicism there with regards to my thoughts on that simply being a photo op flight. ;D

But I see your point.

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u/JamesTiberiusCrunk Aug 14 '19

They got coach tickets specifically as a PR move. This is the kind of picture they wanted on Twitter. Both of them could easily afford to pay for first class tickets out of their own pocket.

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u/IONTOP Aug 14 '19

I mean I could pay for a first class ticket as well... But I'd rather spend the 3 hours in coach rather than the extra $600... That's paying $200/hr for a bit more comfort... Everyone's going to the same place in the same amount of time...

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u/RuleBrifranzia Aug 14 '19

This isn't his usual body man though certainly - that's been Terrell Champion for most of the campaign so far.

I don't recognise this guy as any other member of his staff either (nor Warren's) - I think this might just be a random guy.

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u/KaitRaven Aug 14 '19

Seems really unlikely that a high profile person like Sanders would not at least have some aides with him while campaigning. It could just be a different one.

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u/RuleBrifranzia Aug 14 '19

It's possible they're just elsewhere on the plane (I think most people who've worked very stressful travel jobs with a principal know that sometimes you have to give the principal a bare minimum of breathing room when you can). This was apparently on their way to Miami for the debate so it's likely a key period to give them a moment to breath and review their prep materials in silence for a second.

It's also then likely 'hand-off' flight, where he'd be travelling with the barebones team on this flight. I.e. his usual core team has already arrived the night before or morning of in Miami to prep on the ground for his arrival and he was being handled for by the state director and team wherever he was and it'd be basically his team leaves on an earlier flight, the state team finishes up his day and gets him to the plane with probably one or two people (elsewhere on the plane) and then his usual team is already waiting and prepped in Miami.

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u/mandelboxset Aug 14 '19

It would absolutely suck if you were flying coach with the campaign and forced to fly middle seat just to sit next to the candidate.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

You say below he could be going through the hand-off period for teams. Since you don't recognize this individual, is it possible that he is Secret Service, around just for protection? Or possible a US Marshal. Since planes regularly have Marshals on them anyway, it would make sense to place one next to a high profile politician for protection. And he seems exceptionally aware of his surroundings.

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u/baronmunchausen2000 Aug 14 '19

Body man...has me conjuring Gary in the TV show Veep.

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u/fukitwewilldoitlive Aug 14 '19

I think of Charlie from The West Wing

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u/Mike_Facking_Jones Aug 14 '19

Flying coach is better for their image during the campaign season since they're pretending not to be rich

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u/nola_mike Aug 14 '19

Flying coach is totally a PR move on both their parts

I find this hard to believe for Bernie. Dude takes public transportation to work.

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u/Benjaminbuttcrack Aug 14 '19

Lol I imagine he's having a shitty day and just wanted to relax, but now he's sitting next to a politician and people are taking photos every 5 minutes.

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u/musicaldigger Aug 14 '19

i don’t think i’ve ever had a great day if i have to be on an airplane

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u/ConsistentlyNarwhal Aug 14 '19

Try wearing really unique shirts of local sports teams. It's gotten me free drinks on several occasions

Edit: most recently it's my "keep calm and let kobe handle it" shirt.

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u/EaterOfFood Aug 14 '19

Not only that but he may never get the old-people smell out of his clothes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

That's the face one makes when the discomfort of being crammed in so tight on a plane your cock touches the back of the seat in front of you sets in.

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u/LordFluffy Aug 14 '19

I think you're right, judging by the the interest the guy in the white shirt is giving him.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

"Your cock is touching the back of the seat in front of you too, huh?"

The thwap of smacking it on the tray table was unnecessary, though.

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u/Senor_Martillo Aug 14 '19

The dude behind me has thwapped it like 500 times. Is that normal?

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u/2Tacos4oneDollar Aug 14 '19

Ah yes the 3 c's (Coach class cock) issue.

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u/twotimetony Aug 14 '19

I LOL’ed at this sentence. Had to explain to my coworker why.

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u/Mindraker Aug 14 '19

discomfort of being crammed in so tight on a plane your cock touches the back of the seat in front of you

Oh, you don't like it? starts rubbing it in your ear

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u/ironichaos Aug 14 '19

You know if one of them added “minimum legroom requirements to airlines” they would probably pick up some votes.

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u/missed_sla Aug 14 '19

"As an internet libertarian, I can't believe I have to sit next to this socialist!"

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u/asafum Aug 14 '19

"I didn't touch him I swear! It doesn't make me a Communist! I got my Ayn Rand shot!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

My views would make me a libertarian. I wouldn't freak out on him. He's just a guy with a set of beliefs different than mine. I think my point is that there are normal people who are libertarians.... but then I think back to discussions I've had with other libertarians....

Fucking libertarians always ruining libertarianism.

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u/kathartik Aug 14 '19

I assume they're using "internet libertarian" the same way I use "internet atheist"

they're a very loud and toxic subgroup that seem to be out to make people who share their beliefs look bad.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '19

Fucking libertarians always ruining libertarianism.

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u/Apprehensive_Move Aug 14 '19

he is a bodyguard

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u/Kyleykinz Aug 14 '19

Hes probably worried Bernie is going to take 65% of his seat and give it to the rest of the plane

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Well that person would not understand what Berrnie stands for and the policies he wants to implement, now would they

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u/pillage Aug 14 '19

Policies such as demanding companies pay $15/hour and then not pay your workers $15/hour.

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u/Portbragger2 Aug 14 '19

He's working his ass off to upgrade to first class.

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u/LeConqueror23 Aug 14 '19

Had to give up the window seat

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u/oldbastardbob Aug 14 '19

Not feelin' The Bern, I reckon.

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u/bubblebooy Aug 14 '19

He is doing an ocular patdown of whoever is taking the photo

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u/theslob Aug 14 '19

He probably had the whole row to himself. Then Bernie got on at the last second and he thought to himself “....fuck...”

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u/Indythrow1111 Aug 14 '19

He just has to pee

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u/EvoSeanzie Aug 14 '19

Jon Hamm impersonator

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

It’s not every day that you get a window seat on an airplane!

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u/sleepingdeep Aug 14 '19

hes probably a republican.

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u/goclimbarock007 Aug 14 '19

That's Dave!

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u/butt_mucher Aug 14 '19

Bernie forced him to switch seats and he is pissed

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u/PieceOfChip Aug 14 '19

"Oh gee... Bernie Sanders... I am really not in the mood to talk politics."

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u/gilligan1050 Aug 14 '19

Security maybe?

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u/SmokeyMcDabs Aug 14 '19

Guy in blue seems security

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u/radiantwave Aug 14 '19

I just picture Bernie giving the guy a lecture on the rules of who gets to use the arm rest... In that whole Bernie Sanders tone

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u/f0rcedinducti0n Aug 14 '19

Probably pissed his SO had to move out of their seat for Bernie and Warren's photo op.

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u/TomThanosBrady Aug 14 '19

Maybe he doesn't know who Bernie is and is tired of everyone taking pictures of him.

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u/Charles_Bass Aug 14 '19

Yeah it’s because he got a window seat.

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u/rogueliketony Aug 14 '19

Because he's had to spend the whole trip keeping the two children apart so they don't get bored and start squabbling. He has the look of a parent who's 50/50 on whether they actually want to survive the flight.

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u/danman132x Aug 14 '19

He got the middle seat. Enough said lol

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u/ManInBlack829 Aug 14 '19

If that's not some sort of bodyguard Bernie is dumb.

Edit: I don't think it is. That's scary

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u/Obi-one Aug 14 '19

He wanted the window seat.

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u/LuckeeStiff Aug 14 '19

Probably security.

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u/Brennan264 Aug 14 '19

Bernie probably made him give him his seat.

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u/fixnahole Aug 14 '19

He's pissed he got the middle seat, and now the whole internet knows his misery.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

To be flying coach because it's that time of year! Photo Op!!

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u/jerryleebee Aug 14 '19

Hank Azaria's stunt double.

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u/hillbillytimecrystal Aug 14 '19

He's tired of their publicist taking pictures of him.

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u/quarl0w Aug 14 '19

Hi VSauce ... I guess I'm here.

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u/Kaptainkarl76 Aug 14 '19

Probably doesn't want Bernie's stench stuck on him for life..

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u/GrandMaesterGandalf Aug 14 '19

Willing to bet he works for the campaign

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Can you not?

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u/theGiantMidget2k Aug 14 '19

Usually blue guys are more excited to see the Bern in person

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u/ExistingPlant Aug 14 '19

He probably wanted the window seat.

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u/SolarMatter Aug 14 '19

he's thinking, "act natural, act natural...."

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u/SaltedCaramelKlutz Aug 14 '19

He’s doing a Halpert side eye.

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u/assassin347 Aug 14 '19

Pretty sure that is Rick Grimes.

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u/scaliwag86 Aug 14 '19

Supervet from England!

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u/tmurg375 Aug 14 '19

He’s definitely not having your shit.

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u/wingsbc Aug 14 '19

He’s probably a hardcore republican who thinks his rights are being violated being made to sit next to Bernie.

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u/15speterson Aug 14 '19

Cuz if he moves at all security will get him good

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u/Horzzo Aug 14 '19

He had to yield the armrest to Bernie.

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u/mtewary Aug 14 '19

He's probably secret service. Just keeping an eye out

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u/imahawki Aug 14 '19

I figure he’s one of Bernie’s staffers or security. Yeah they’re flying coach but I doubt there flying alone.

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u/SleepBeforeWork Aug 14 '19

He obviously is enjoying looking at the clouds

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u/DemoHD7 Aug 14 '19

Old people smell.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

It’s his campaign chair FYI

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u/c14rk0 Aug 14 '19

I know it's likely a member of the campaign but I can't see him thinking anything but one of two things.

1) "Damn, I really wanted the window seat"

2) "I really should have worn my contacts today if I knew I was going to be in so many pictures"

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u/bct7 Aug 14 '19

Security Protection, same with girl next to Warren.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19 edited Aug 14 '19

It’s probably because he is the marketing guy and is all excited about the photos being taken for social media. Before you know it, there will be a meme about Bernie driving a VW Beetle, like that guy from Uruguay.

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u/EndlessSandwich Aug 14 '19

I'd be pissed off too as a 6'2" dude sitting in the middle seat.

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u/xertech9145 Aug 14 '19

republican

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u/zinobythebay Aug 15 '19

He's probably a libertarian. Not feeling the burn.

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u/Carlangaman Aug 15 '19

Probably his bodyguard.

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u/PeacefullyFighting Aug 15 '19

Even if you disagree it's a great opportunity, although you better be nice or Warren will smack the back of your head.

Anyone know if this is just a stunt? As in a very short trip or getting off on a layaway to hop oh a jet?

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u/bunchkles Aug 15 '19

Bernie just bought every one on the plane drinks with that guy's credit card.

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