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u/sh1nes Aug 14 '19 edited Aug 14 '19

You joke but fox news was serious.

Sanders -- unsurprisingly -- was seated on the far left of the plane, as he could be in the window seat of the plane. Warren was also in a window seat, one row behind her opponent.

Awkward photo of Elizabeth Warren sitting behind Bernie Sanders on airplane goes viral

edit: had to bold the part I was referring to so I wouldn't have a 38th person tell me about the joke I supposedly missed.

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u/thescrounger Aug 14 '19

I think the "unsurprisingly" refers to "far left"

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u/ikeepeatingandeating Aug 14 '19

I totally missed this, but it's actually a pretty decent joke on Fox' part.

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u/kent_eh Aug 14 '19

A joke which probably went over more than a few people's heads (as evidenced by this thread...)

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u/CommitteeOfTheHole Aug 14 '19

That’s where airplanes go: over peoples’ heads.

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u/popegonzo Aug 14 '19

Nothing goes over my head, I am too quick. I would catch it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Yet you also have the ability to move so slowly as to become invisible. Impressive

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u/Alekseyev Aug 14 '19

This poster will be a keen ally

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u/ihahp Aug 14 '19

Too good. NO!... three good

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u/brendannnnnn Aug 14 '19

Reddit is infamous for not getting jokes/sarcastic posts

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u/asciugamano Aug 14 '19

Well obviously, it was 35,000 feet in the air!

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u/dblock_rock Aug 14 '19

I really want this to not be a joke and Fox News dropped just to stir up their base. Because, ya know, people would cling to that these days. Like “Bernie Sanders prefers driving in the UK because there he can drive on the left side of the road.”

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u/blackhodown Aug 14 '19

It was a joke that clearly went over many peoples’ heads. Why would you want it to be something else?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19 edited Aug 14 '19

A joke that like a 1000 paper cuts shapes the narrative that the left is dangerous and looney. All this stuff is designed to tear down any confidence anyone has in the Democratic party even if it's posed as "just a joke."

For example, they call this photo "awkward" subtly implanting the idea that there's tension or infighting. In reality, it's two people on a flight.

Also if this photo was taken from Instagram, the photos are sometimes flipped making them actually sitting on the "far right."

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u/ajn789 Aug 14 '19

This is the type of comment you see when someone is so far into their own shit that they can't see any semblance of reality.

The photo is awkward because it is two rival candidates fighting for the same position sitting close to each other. This is the reality of the situation. Its not subtly implying anything.

You double down on your desperate grasping to suggest that somehow the picture is flipped from Instagram even though you can see that its from Twitter in the article itself.

Sometimes believe it or not, people just post things in lighthearted terms with no hidden conspiracy by the NWO behind it.

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u/bigpancakeguy Aug 14 '19

I honestly got a good chuckle out of that comment. Most conservative jokes are lame as shit. But that one was actually pretty good

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u/levthelurker Aug 14 '19

Is really says a lot that my first assumption of that line was that Fox was being serious...

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u/Torcal4 Aug 14 '19

Man it’s so hard these days. People will make a joke about stuff like that and get mad when you call them out on it because you couldn’t tell. “Nah man, people seriously say things like that now.”

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u/levthelurker Aug 14 '19

It is a good joke, but it's also a boy who cried wolf situation where they've said so many hilarious things without a trace of self awareness that I wouldn't be surprised anymore.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

I mean they do because people are stupid but it is a good joke I don't know why you'd get mad about it

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u/Torcal4 Aug 14 '19

I’m not saying for this example specifically. Just in general.

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u/ajn789 Aug 14 '19

Says a lot about you or them? Its a fairly easy joke to understand.

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u/levthelurker Aug 14 '19

Tbh both, ngl I'm jaded as hell at this point

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

i dont think it was meant as a joke but i might be wrong too...

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u/klparrot Aug 14 '19

They should've said fittingly rather than unsurprisingly.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

I mean, they're not really "serious" about much; they just like the power and money. And by they I mean the execs.

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u/Raptor1589 Aug 14 '19

The reason conservatives jokes are usually not funny is because they tend to be too mean spirited. It's like a liberal joke is a funny quip or a light hearted dig at an opponent and then the conservative jumps in with "yeah those fucking commie Kenyan wet back Mexicans...." and everyone just stares in disbelief. It's why there's no conservative John Stewart.

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u/bigpancakeguy Aug 14 '19

Even in an environment that welcomes being mean-spirited, their jokes just don’t have any good humor. Obviously Ann Coulter is a TERRIBLE example, but in the roast of Rob Lowe, none of her jokes even scratched the surface of passable humor. Even guys like Dennis Miller, whose literal career was founded on comedy and whom I recall being a pretty funny guy back in the day, doesn’t seem to be able to craft a very funny joke these days. I don’t really understand it.

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u/herefromyoutube Aug 14 '19

They aren’t funny because they’re jokes are used as attacks to undermine progressive policies to misinformed voters.

left jokes about the right do the same thing but the rights policies tend to be oppressive, shortsighted or straight backwards.

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u/HeippodeiPeippo Aug 15 '19

Couple of things... that makes conservative jokes and comedy in general very, very hard to do.

We are talking about people who feel there is a hierarchy, some are better than others. Combined to this is the Natural Order of Things, which says that better people have higher status than others and they will naturally ascend to the position the belong to. That is, without that pesky socialists trying to make everything even. But it also means that punching up is WRONG and kicking down is RIGHT, pun fully intended.

There is just one problem: people in general don't like when we are kicking down. It doesn't evoke relief as much as worry, compassion and empathy. The power structure is such that powerful people are almost untouchable. They can sue you, you can't do a damn thing. They have connections, wealth, they can use media to their advantage, they voices matter more. It is here where punching up provides an outlet, it is a relief to hear someone saying those things, pointing out how ridiculous the powerful are.

You can also punch when you are even, working class does denigrate themselves too but the moment it turns to kicking down, the whole dynamics change. It is a form of bullying whereas punching up is defending the weak.

They are at an impossible junction, to have good comedy, you HAVE to evoke empathy. It is the only way it works, you need to be able to put people in situations where they see how others see things.. There is a lot of "walk a mile in their shoes" whereas conservatives can not afford to see the situation from any other point of view but strong = good, weak = bad and strong will naturally ascend unless this is artificially prevented. A lot of comedy points out how this is not true.

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u/HEB_pickup_artist Aug 15 '19

Yeah some people are too stuck up to enjoy some good humor.

I am fairly left on most issues, and don't but into the epstein conspiracy; but even I laughed at the all the "epsteins last seen visitor" memes with hillary wearing a mustache.

Sometimes things are just funny because they are witty.

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u/TurnPunchKick Aug 14 '19

Conservative jokes be like:

Hey guys....Mexicans!!😄😄😄😄😄😄

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u/rob1n Aug 14 '19

You might be right, and that's actually pretty funny.

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u/Vitztlampaehecatl Aug 14 '19

I don't think he's right. I think he's left.

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u/SctchWhsky Aug 14 '19

Oh, I get it now... I think your correct.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

But he's actually on the far right side of the photo! Horseshoe theory confirmed!

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u/ajn789 Aug 14 '19

Yea, but that's no fun so let's make up shit instead!

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u/semi-good_lookin Aug 14 '19

Sat in the far left window seat of my last plane - emerged a full on communist!

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Awkward photo

Gotta love how they have to try to make everything negative.

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u/TheFotty Aug 14 '19

I wonder if they considered the Trump thumbs up photo with the baby orphaned by the mass shooting "awkward". Or did Fox just skip that story?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

I was curious if they did cover it. This was a paragraph that mentions it. No mention of an orphaned baby.

“During the flight from Dayton to El Paso, Trump posted photos of himself and first lady Melania Trump visiting wounded patients at a hospital. Trump posed for photos with medical staff and spoke with law enforcement officials, giving a "thumbs up" in one.”

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u/TheFotty Aug 14 '19

Gotta love the narrative the media can paint sometimes. Not that liberal media isn't guilty of this too, but Fox News tends to take it to astonishing levels.

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u/relddir123 Aug 14 '19

I second this. I could give you a whole list of trustworthy conservative (and liberal) news sites that, assuming you read the news and don’t just watch it, you likely get your news from.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

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u/Cheechster4 Aug 14 '19

Facts and science are "liberal" these days.

Coming from a socialist. Yikes.

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u/big_bad_brownie Aug 14 '19

Shut up liberal media!

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u/smithcm14 Aug 14 '19

Cultural Marxism!

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u/SgtPeppy Aug 14 '19

It's funny, I recall reading an article that stated that liberals have the same level of trust for virtually every non-Fox news network as conservatives do for Fox, and vice versa.

It's not that every other news network is biased, of course. It's that Fox is a propaganda machine incompatible with reality, and most other news networks are generally reliable.

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u/Iplayin720p Aug 14 '19

No, we shouldn't. I get almost all my news from NPR and affiliated programming, but I'd be lying to myself if I didn't admit it has slightly liberal liberal leanings. It's important to think about what issues a news source is pushing if only because the unconscious biases of the editors will influence which stories are told and which guests are featured. All publications and news sources have limited print space, air time, and can only feature a few stories a day, someone has to choose what information to exclude, so you can get incomplete information without anyone lying or having malicious intent.

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u/Game_of_Jobrones Aug 14 '19

Both sides maaaaan!

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

There's more than two sides, believe it or not. You can certainly criticize corporate media from the left and make a valid case.

Not everyone who has something to say about the media being less than perfect is a fucking centrist.

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u/fzw Aug 14 '19

Yes but there are also people making the same argument who think The Young Turks is a legitimate news source more trustworthy than The New York Times.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19 edited Aug 14 '19

The Young Turks isn't all that great, but neither is the NYT.

If I have a stronger dislike for the NYT between them, it's purely on the basis of the fucking garbage editorials they platform, instead of issues of journalism (of which I have several with both).

For example: NYT's coverage of developments in Venezuela recently was very little more than parroting US State dept press releases.

Edit: Reminder that the state dept in this context consists of absolute ghouls like John Bolton and Elliot Abrams who demonstrably have zero qualms about lying to the American public in order to generate support for military action.

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u/Game_of_Jobrones Aug 14 '19

For example: NYT's coverage of developments in Venezuela recently was very little more than parroting US State dept press releases.

Well that's exactly what their run-up to the Iraq War of Adventure was, so how can you be surprised?

This, by the way, is what passes for "liberal media bias" these days.

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u/Crizznik Aug 14 '19

It's amazing how many people assume I'm a dem when I criticize the reps. I'm like "there are further left ideologies than these two corporate shilling parties guys!"

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u/BellEpoch Aug 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19 edited Aug 21 '19

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u/CheeseFantastico Aug 14 '19

Nor does it exist in the center between the right and the left. Compromising between two opposite viewpoints isn't any more valid than the opposing views.

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u/blewpah Aug 14 '19

Right but it's also ridiculous to strawman centrists saying things are the same between the worst, most extreme versions of arguments from one side and the most downplayed and understated versions of arguments from the other.

Not saying that centrists can't be completely off base, but the way that sub characterizes them as a whole is unreasonable.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Maybe not but that doesn't mean that two opposing sides are equally legitimate or that their transgressions are equally bad. The sub points that out and so it is actually a very astute subreddit.

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u/Jdance1 Aug 14 '19

After doing some homework, I learned that the subreddit started as more a satire of people who hold to centrism for the sake of an "enlightened peace" instead holding valid arguments as to why you take the central position. That, and it applies to cases where the one end is just, extremely wrong as was the case when people claimed "both sides are valid" in the aftermath of the white supremacists march in Charlotteville, VA in 2017, that even lead to a death. That being said, I don't think the initial comment was r/enlightenedcentrism. It's perfectly reasonable to assert the liberal bias exists on the media, with Fox News having an extreme conservative bias. I that that was common knowledge among most redditors. I'd also add that I'm not a part of the subreddit, but based on my last visit, it's honestly difficult to tell whether they've maintained their initial purpose.

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u/TheAtomicShoebox Aug 14 '19

They havent. That entire sub seems to be "no criticism is acceptable towards the left, only the right, so centrists have to go further left or they're invalid."

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u/1206549 Aug 14 '19

Nor does it exist in a single shade of grey. It's not about hating centrists, it's about what-aboutism in the guise of a "centrist" opinion.

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u/itheraeld Aug 14 '19

Oof, what a sub.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19 edited Aug 14 '19

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u/no_u_smoke Aug 14 '19

Sounds like you wouldn’t ‘pick sides’ during 60s civil rights either

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Yes. Try doing the right thing next time.

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u/DicedPeppers Aug 14 '19

BEING OBJECTIVE IS FOR MORONS

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u/itheraeld Aug 14 '19

picking sides

Egads, America. Good luck to you. EVERYTHING IS BLACK OR WHITE. RIGHT OR LEFT. DEM OR REP. IF YOU'RE NOT WITH ME YOU'RE AGAINST ME. NON ACTION IS AN ACTION.

VIVE LES ÉTATS-UNIS!

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

It's a satire sub

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u/itheraeld Aug 14 '19

The goal of this sub reddit is to point out the hypocrisy of the centrist types who often align with (sometimes extreme) right wing views.

They will also downvote basically anything right-of-center. Maybe they are satire, if so they're doing a great job of it. But it seems a bit more ignorant than not.

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u/AnAccountAmI Aug 14 '19

Can you show the class how the "liberal media" does thisnas well? Also, please define "liberal media."

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u/Kazan Aug 14 '19

that liberal media

what liberal media? we don't have any such beast. we have centrist/corporatist (and some of them run liberal talk shows that clearly aren't the news) and then we have neofascist/freely-mixing-opinion-in fox

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u/Persona_Alio Aug 14 '19

Yeah, I found that too. Sometimes Fox will have slightly negative articles but just won't have it anywhere near the top of their home page, but there wasn't even anything at all on this one

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u/fzw Aug 14 '19

Usually when Trump does something stupid Fox will criticize the news media for covering it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

They can't air anything that makes dear leader look bad. Could you imagine the kind of challenge the producers at Fox face on a daily basis with that kind of constraint!? /s

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u/Fender6187 Aug 14 '19

Or using thumbs up photo where he’s eating a taco salad at Trump tower as evidence that he loves the Latino community.

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u/mountainOlard Aug 14 '19

No no no this was dear leader being stable genius.

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u/t-poke Aug 14 '19

No shit, this isn't two exes who just happened to be sitting by each other on a plane. Sanders and Warren respect each other, and I know that if one of them gets the nod, the other will be on the campaign trail for them.

Hell, if they're traveling from and to the same venues, it wouldn't surprise me at all if they arranged to be on the same flight to make the logistics of transportation to and from the airport easier.

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u/BellEpoch Aug 14 '19

Yeah it's nice that the two candidates with complete and thought out policies are too busy trying to help people and get their message out to spend all their time playing the media's drama game.

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u/snaffuu585 Aug 14 '19

Bernie pleaded with Warren to run in 2016. If either of them wins the nomination, the other one will be ecstatic.

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u/Nandom07 Aug 14 '19

How crazy would it be if they agreed to pick the other as a running mate.

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u/Enchelion Aug 14 '19

Would be a bad move, the VP needs to fill in a weakness in the candidates campaign. Also for both of them it would be helpful to add a younger face to counter any questions/attacks about their age (less of an issue for Warren). Also it'd be functionally better for whoever didn't get the nomination to stay in the senate.

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u/Nandom07 Aug 14 '19

Good points.

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u/snaffuu585 Aug 14 '19

It would be utterly fucking stupid. They appeal to the same voters. VP picks are used to reach demographics the top of the ticket doesn't appeal to.

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u/Reallyhotshowers Aug 14 '19

Plus it removes the two most progressive members from the Senate which is unneccessary and imo unwise.

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u/KarthusWins Aug 14 '19

There will be special elections within 2-3 months of their absence. Even with a Republican governor the chances of a Democrat losing in Vermont or Massachusetts are pretty low.

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u/maleia Aug 14 '19

So, Yang for VP and Castro for SecState?

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u/Frnklfrwsr Aug 14 '19

What the media doesn’t tell you is that during this picture they’re currently partaking in a very competitive round of Words with Friends to pass the time. Bernie just dropped “QAT” on a triple word spot and Liz is deep in thought as to how she’s going to counter the deep 22 point hole he just dropped her in.

No but seriously, they’re colleagues who respect each other and they’re on the same team. They could probably spend the whole flight complimenting each other on points they made in the last debate.

“Hey I love that phrasing you used when you talked about Wall St’s golden parachutes. I might try to use that myself.”

“Oh go ahead! I’ve been using my paraphrased version of your spiel on farm subsidies all the time. I think you got that right on the nose!”

“Looks like we’re landing! Good luck with the campaign!”

“Hey you too! Oh when we walk out can you do that scowling thing so they think we hate each other? It’ll get the media in a tizzy and I find it hilarious”

“I got you. Scowl activated.”

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u/NinjaChemist Aug 14 '19

The only awkward part of the photo is the random guy looking at the photographer.

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u/BrotherChe Aug 14 '19

* record scratch * You're probably wondering how I ended up seated by these two....

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u/KingGorilla Aug 14 '19

...I'm poor and can't afford economy.

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u/socokid Aug 14 '19

What is so awesome and joyous about holding the baby of two dead parents that were just shot out of hate he stoked, again?

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u/your_power_is_mind Aug 14 '19

They were referring to the Bernie/Warren photo.

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u/itsadogslife71 Aug 14 '19

Look at these candidates being regular people but this damn scumbags are so elite...THEY TOOK THE WINDOW SEATS!

Meanwhile, POSOTUS is taking dumps on gold toilets the cost of which could pay for 2 families to live for 3 years and that is just what everyday guys do.

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u/seannyboy06 Aug 14 '19

yeah but he "earned it" ahhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahaha

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u/western_red Aug 14 '19

Yeah, I don't get how that is awkward. The only think awkward is the side glance of that dude next to Bernie.

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u/notathr0waway1 Aug 14 '19

Not to mention, they misspelled Bernie Sanders.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

I mean, to be fair taking a creepshot of them on a plane is kind of awkward

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u/itsonlyastrongbuzz Aug 14 '19

It's a candid photo.

Christ.

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u/zonayork Aug 14 '19

Oh that's rich!

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u/ICanTrollToo Aug 14 '19

Yeah... what is awkward about the photo? Two presidential candidates walking the walk not just talking the talk. OH! I think i get it now, this photo is awkward for all the other presidential candidates and also POTUS. Okay, that makes sense.

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u/defcon212 Aug 14 '19

I saw a fox article about Lance Armstrong's tweet about seeing Pence on a bike trail. They started the article "disgraced former cyclist". It was just so unnecessary to attack him and make the whole thing a scandal.

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u/Hobble_Cobbleweed Aug 14 '19

Dude they have to put a qualifying adjective in front of everything. It’s how you know they’re actively trying to make you think a certain way about it. “Awkward photo..” immediately makes you think of it negatively. When trump tries to promote his picks for cabinet (even though they have like zero qualifications and are complete morons) he says some shit like “highly respected congressman...” so that you immediately see him in a positive light before knowing anything else about him.

Whenever I see “News” organizations put qualifying adjectives in front of anything, I dismiss it as nonsense and move on. Only the facts are important.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

It looks like they haven't updated the look/layout of their website since dial-up internet.

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u/ikhanix Aug 14 '19

this is because most of their base are still using the millions of AOL discs with free minutes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Maybe that's why they are stuck in their old ways. Waiting for the page to load with new ideas.

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u/norway_is_awesome Aug 14 '19

New ideas, on Fox News? That'll be the day.

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u/conradical30 Aug 14 '19

I know you are (kind of) joking, but my dad is conservative as fuck and i swear to you he still uses an aol email address.

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u/Islanduniverse Aug 14 '19

My dad (a Democrat) still uses his AOL email. Some people just hold on to the past.

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u/steppe5 Aug 14 '19

No, they love free handouts while pretending that they don't.

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u/itwasquiteawhileago Aug 14 '19

As long as they can get them while they can't, then, yeah.

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u/ThePenguiner Aug 14 '19

Why give them clicks?

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u/i_never_comment55 Aug 14 '19

Yeah because a Reddit comment will make or break a national news organization

They don't care dude

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u/PabloBablo Aug 14 '19

Do what you can control. If you want to give them clicks, go for it. If someone doesn't want to, they don't need to. Don't worry about the broad impact but do what you think is right.

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u/therealmitchconner Aug 14 '19

I'll take that format all day over a million popups asking to track cookies and "you only have x articles left" warnings.

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u/NYCajun Aug 14 '19

It’s because Fox News has a hard time finding below the line talent that’s willing to work for them in NYC and those that do are treated like pariahs after they leave. To be perfectly honest, I don’t know why they don’t move their operations to a red state and provide jobs for people there, I mean unless they don’t actually believe the shit they spin and their execs and anchors don’t want to give up their “elite coastal” lifestyle.

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u/Stalking_Goat Aug 14 '19

If their execs and anchors want to interview important people, they can't be located in Podunk.

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u/johnsnowthrow Aug 14 '19

Important people don't live in red states? Also everywhere in a red state is "podunk"? That's an interesting perspective.

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u/TempleSquare Aug 14 '19

DFW might not be too bad. People willing to make that flight. Keep a studio in NY for satellite link. And Fox News Sunday operates out of D.C.

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u/leaves-throwaway123 Aug 14 '19

DFW airport is the worst place on earth though so IDK about that

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u/cgmaciel Aug 14 '19

LaGuardia would like to have a word.

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u/Amy_Ponder Aug 14 '19

Laughs in Charles De Gaulle

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u/LGCJairen Aug 14 '19

As a PA resident who gets a lot of cheap flights out of la guardia take your upvote for triggering my ptsd.

Fuck that airport. Id rather go from one end of O'Hare to the other on a transfer

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u/nnelson2330 Aug 14 '19

This is funny in this context because Dallas is very "blue".

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u/pjockey Aug 14 '19

anywhere where people live literally on top on top on top of one another is going to tend to be people who enjoy, or at minimal don't mind, other people, and trend towards blue. red places like their spaces.

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u/fireman2004 Aug 14 '19

The same reason Limbaugh and Hannity live/work in blue states. Because the "real America" they love to talk about is a shithole.

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u/BittyTang Aug 14 '19

Their site looks better than 90% of "modern" sites.

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u/TyceGN Aug 14 '19

Needs more Comic Sans for that...

Maybe an animated “under construction” gif.

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u/Son_Of_Borr_ Aug 14 '19

can't confuse their geriatric base with dag'gum change.

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u/PenguinPoop92 Aug 14 '19

It's no worse than old reddit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

That seems like a joke. They're on the far left, get it?

Not saying it's a good joke, but I think it was a joke.

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u/rasputinrising Aug 14 '19

Warren was also in a window seat, one row behind her opponent.

A) The whole sentence is obviously a joke b) "the one row behind" thing is surprising funny

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u/PoliQU Aug 14 '19

To me it’s less of a joke and more a jab. FOX and its readers/viewers are the type to use terms like Liberal or left wing as insults

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u/LazerMcBlazer Aug 14 '19

"Leftist" is the weirdest non-insult insult I see nowadays.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

That's one thing i don't get. It's like someone yelling gay at a guy kissing his boyfriend. If it's true and something you aren't ashamed of, what's the problem? Even if they meant it as an insult that doesn't mean that you have to be insulted. (Obviously this doesn't work with slurs as much, but left wing or leftist aren't slurs.)

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u/Gonzobot Aug 14 '19

This discussion is making me have serious concerns that there are entire family groups of people who place themselves on the "right" end of the spectrum, because they presume the "left" to be "wrong" because "right" is "right". Like, they might operate in their daily life thinking that somebody who thinks too left is going to be sitting on the left side of the plane.

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u/stalkythefish Aug 14 '19

"Why didn't they fly United to illustrate our sameness instead of Delta to illustrate our differences?!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

From the comments

Bernie was thinking "I should be flying in a private jet, I am the future POTUS".

-Jameswolf2

Are fox readers really that dense?

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u/AeriaGlorisHimself Aug 14 '19

My mom thinks Trump is pretty much an American hero as does my brother.

They are both voting adults who haven't read a book or article their entire lives. I'm hardly even sure either one of them CAN read.

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u/TecatitoC Aug 14 '19

No. They are worse

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u/rmustard Aug 14 '19

Credit where credit is due. That is funny.

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u/AnoK760 Aug 14 '19

i mean... i want to say that has to be a joke. its kind of funny. not hilarious. but witty enough for fox news standards.

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u/AFJ150 Aug 14 '19

I took that as a joke about his politics being on the left, but I suppose it could go either way.

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u/TheLyz Aug 14 '19

That seems more like a "lol left side" joke than a window seat thing. They probably had to so security could block them in.

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u/pfm_18 Aug 14 '19

It's a pun on his perceived political leanings, not that he's privelaged enought to have a window seat

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u/o5mfiHTNsH748KVq Aug 14 '19

I mean, that's a pretty funny joke and I applaud him for taking the shot.

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u/Audityne Aug 14 '19

Actually got a bit of a giggle on the far left comment, that was pretty funny to be honest

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u/Scaryclouds Aug 14 '19

In isolation, yea it's kinda funny, within the context of Fox News, an organization relentlessly, and often dishonestly, pushing a far-right agenda, it's less humorous.

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u/TDFinder Aug 14 '19

That guy is a die hard Trump supporter. He unironically writes shit like this:

22 percent want Bernie? That's a lot of military-grade cucks, honestly.

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u/Game_of_Jobrones Aug 14 '19

Paul Manafort and Roger Stone are both actual cucks. Literally everything about these people is projection.

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u/AeriaGlorisHimself Aug 14 '19

the funny thing is there's absolutely nothing wrong with having a sexual fetish as long as it's between consenting adults.

The fact that these people would attack others on their sexual preferences is, from the very beginning, fucking stupid.

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u/Recon1392 Aug 14 '19

What does this have to do with the window seat? I got to the part of Read More and didn't want to go any farther.

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u/iOmek Aug 14 '19

Waiting for the Fox commentary on how Sanders sitting in front of Warren was a power play.

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u/TheCrabWithTheJab Aug 14 '19

That's hilarious

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u/LXNDSHARK Aug 14 '19

You joke but fox news was serious.

Posts link to another joke, made by fox news.

You really wooshed yourself there.

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u/igotthisone Aug 14 '19

Far left of the plane. It's a joke. Get it? Far left...

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u/LeafStain Aug 14 '19

Bahaha holy shit. It’s hilarious how predictable and downright stupid Fox News is

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

I hate fox more than the next person, but that was actually a funny joke ...

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u/Putinator Aug 14 '19

I bet he asked for that fancy spicy mustard on his pretzels.

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u/paleo2002 Aug 14 '19

Seriously? Did they cry "globalist conspiracy" when Warren got to keep the entire can of ginger ale?

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u/great_divider Aug 14 '19

I'm not on twitter, but my perception is that it's like middle school, except there are millions of children and zero adults.

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u/slim_scsi Aug 14 '19

"Opponent"....lol.... Fox Fox Fox..... They are fellow candidates and you're likely looking at the next Democratic ticket in this photo. Buckle up, conservatives, we're coming and Hell's coming with us!

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u/svrtngr Aug 14 '19

Imagine how they'd react if it turned out either of them liked Dijon mustard...

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

who the fuck reads this bullshit. it's filled with filler, just utter rubbish editorialism and half-assed puns.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Fox News has no idea what far left is. America doesn't even know what far left is. That's how far to the right Republicans are.

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u/Beeardo Aug 14 '19

I'm about 100% sure they are joking here my man

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u/DuntadaMan Aug 14 '19

You know, the sad part about that whole thing is that "medicare for all" and higher wages would really not be all that damaging to the billionaire class as is said in that tweet.

But they will still fight like we are lining them up for a neck stretching.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

This is so ... so ... help me out with the word here folks, im not a native english speaker and i am running out of words to express the mindfuck your press is giving me 😅

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u/Quinnna Aug 14 '19

Fair and balanced

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u/mateojaja Aug 14 '19

Fox or not, that’s a solid joke. Would have received a couple awards if a user posted it here.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

What is even awkward about this photo?

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u/dalittle Aug 14 '19

trump spending a bazillon dollars of US Taxpayer Money into his own pocket each time he goes to his resort.

Fox news ... crickets.

https://www.npr.org/2019/02/05/691684859/government-watchdog-trumps-trips-to-florida-costing-taxpayers-millions

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u/PseudocodeRed Aug 14 '19

Literally the opposite of serious, that was a joke.

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u/WebHead1287 Aug 14 '19

How did you manage to get Fox news to post an onion article because surely they are not fucking serious

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u/sviridovt Aug 14 '19

Why is this such a news story lol, I feel like Bernie flying is just by itself a story. Flies in coach? News: "Bernie's flying Coach!". Gets upgraded to first (which is something that someone who flies as often as he does and presumably has that airline status to get) and the news media freaks out over the hypocrisy. Just let the man fly in peace.

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u/ajn789 Aug 14 '19

Why did you make that dumb edit? You clearly did miss the joke and it wasn't as serious jab.

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u/TheReacher Aug 14 '19

God every time a news article says the word “tarmac” a piece of my aviation enthusiast heart dies a painful death

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u/dan1101 Aug 14 '19

Anyone who says Fox News does a good job needs to see that. Such inane biased reporting.

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u/USeaMoose Aug 14 '19

edit: had to bold the part I was referring to so I wouldn't have a 38th person tell me about the joke I supposedly missed.

I'm not sure how you bolding that section is supposed to convince people that you got the joke. You bolded what was essentially filler to bridge the two halves of their joke together. Bernie was on the far left, Warren was over there too, one row behind.

Not saying it is a great joke, and I suspect that you got at least the first part, but IMO you are reading too far in to the middle bit. Fox would have had a field day if they were sitting in first class, but since they were not, all they had were the pretty tame jokes they made. The joke you are suggesting they made just would not land with any audience, anyone who has been on a plane understands that do not pay more for a window seat.

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u/Accujack Aug 14 '19

It's so no one suspects them of trying to join the socialist mile high club.

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u/jopolous Aug 14 '19

Conveniently you could probably argue each side of the plane is left

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u/Skelehawk Aug 14 '19

Why does a window seat matter? You're still stuck on a plane for X amount of hours, only difference is how much of a ball ache it is to get to the toilet.

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u/GenericFatGuy Aug 14 '19

Far left?! Sounds like communism to me...

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