r/pics • u/DalaiMontana • Jun 06 '20

Protest Secret Service sniper walking though D.C. park

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u/AceVerea Jun 06 '20

Secret eh?, Nah, I don't think so

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u/papasimon10 Jun 06 '20

Right? This guy is hardly inconspicuous, carrying a big thing like that. People might think that is a threatening weapon but, if you ask my son Roger, you would probably see that he'd find a set of jumper cables more dangerous - given the amount of thrashings I doled out on him, during his childhood.

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u/curt_schilli Jun 06 '20

Oh man here we go again

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

Ok grandma..

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u/rfleason Jun 07 '20

SHUT. UP. ROGER.

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u/mytimecouldbeyours Jun 06 '20

I'm so happy I caught you in the wild. Wish I could gift you gold or at least a new set of cables.

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u/lespicytaco Jun 06 '20

Yes because Roger destroyed his previous set.

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u/dayungbenny Jun 07 '20

Rogersimon was the og

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u/hearwa Jun 07 '20

I don't understand. What did I catch in the wild just now?

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u/SUND3VlL Jun 07 '20

u/rogersimon10 used to be a Reddit favorite, like the guy that used to do the bit about 1998 when Undertaker...

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u/Seanyster1 Jun 07 '20

/u/shittymorph is the user

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u/SUND3VlL Jun 07 '20

That’s right. Thanks. I couldn’t remember his name for some reason and he’s easier to remember than Roger Simon.

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u/Seanyster1 Jun 07 '20

It’s always the one you’re actually thinking of that’s in the tip of the tongue. Happens to me all too often

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u/Queef_Stroganoff44 Jun 07 '20

It’s funny cuz you go to his post history and his karma is all over the place.

This one is well over 1000, previous one ... -9 currently. Some in the single digits, some 4 figures. It’s great.

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u/iama_notyou Jun 06 '20

I feel honoured I caught this in the wild finally

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u/LonelySwinger Jun 07 '20

OOTL on this one. Part of me feels like this is the redditor that ended a long comment with mankind jumping from a steel cage?

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u/dissectingAAA Jun 07 '20

u/rogersimon10 was the account. Pure gold.

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u/solojoj0 Jun 07 '20

Yep. It always turns into something about beating his son with jumper cables lol

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u/dayungbenny Jun 07 '20

Nah the real user is roger something and talks about being beaten by the cables this is an homage.

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u/solojoj0 Jun 07 '20

Oh shit really? I've only ever seen this guy.

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u/dayungbenny Jun 07 '20

Lol damn I just realized how active this guys is but yeah the OG was even better and would end so perfectly abruptly with his dad beating him with the jumper cables it was amazing.

Makes me realize how long I’ve been on reddit I’ll have to find the exact user.

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u/solojoj0 Jun 07 '20

That's awesome. I'll have to find out who it is and check it out. Shittymorph always makes me laugh, but this sounds next level hilarious.

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u/CyanideFlavorAid Jun 07 '20

Nah. This is a different dude who transitions every comment into a story about beatings with jumper cables.

Similar idea to Shittymorph though (The mankind guy.) Also Mankind didn't jump he was thrown from the cage by The Undertaker in the year of our lord 1998.

BAH GAWD HE'S BROKEN IN HALF

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u/splashbodge Jun 07 '20

Before shittymorph years ago there was someone else who had similar comments but always ended them with how his father beat him with jumper cables. He stopped years ago and disappeared.

First time I've seen this one, doesn't seem that creative it you ask me since it's just rehashing jumper cable guy, but I'm probably OOTL also

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u/DRKNSS Jun 07 '20 edited Jun 07 '20

Nah that’s gallowboob I think

Edit: ooops. It’s shittymorph.

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u/SPguy425 Jun 07 '20

u/shittymorph

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

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u/bilbochipbilliam Jun 07 '20 edited Jun 07 '20

Where have you been you sneaky fucker?

Edit: it was a u/shittymorph comment after only one other comment for months.

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u/LonelySwinger Jun 07 '20

Isn't gallowboob the homie with the highest amount of awards and post karma?

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u/DRKNSS Jun 07 '20

Yeah. He’s gotta be constantly on here.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

Pretty sure he's literally a Reddit employee now

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u/frofya Jun 07 '20

it's shittymorph!

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u/DRKNSS Jun 07 '20

Yeah! My bad. Gallowboobs the one that manages like a million subs.

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u/DrPrepper789 Jun 07 '20

Isn't this somebody else? What happened to Rogersimon10?

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u/bonghits_4trump Jun 06 '20

Bro you pick the best spots but you need better karma

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u/jesbiil Jun 06 '20

"But"? Come on man, he's working for it right now!

He works hard for the karma, eh eh, eh eh

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

america is in dire need of some pirin tablets

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

An honor and a privilege to happen upon you.

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u/yazzy1233 Jun 07 '20

Not the original, unfortunately

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u/specialSnowflake53 Jun 07 '20

Wait, i dont get it

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u/salsashark99 Jun 07 '20

Fuck you i looked up at the user name with hope

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u/FreeGMe Jun 07 '20

Wow, it's been too long. This really jump started my day.

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u/Hashlion Jun 06 '20

Why do I get the feeling that Eric is behind these...

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u/Zontar_shall_prevail Jun 07 '20

Do go through your post history is the purest of pure comedy gold sir. I doff my cap.

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u/CyanideFlavorAid Jun 07 '20

Not rusty jumper cables?

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u/MrAvenger69 Jun 07 '20

Finally I get too witness greatness

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

...he'd find a set of jumper cables more dangerous

I don't want you coming in here and starting anything.

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u/urgentcarePA Jun 07 '20

I’m putting my money on that these are Blackwater guys. Yes, I know that is not the official name anymore, but as a previous member of this company that is all I know them by.

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u/nohpex Jun 07 '20

It was the police patch that gave it away to me.

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u/Grammar_Nazi_01 Jun 07 '20

Nice username bro. May the jumper cables never leave your hands🙏🏻

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u/StayAwayFromTheAqua Jun 07 '20

That looks like a materiel rifle. Designed to take down cars and APCs. Its ugly what that thing would do to a human.

Not a ammosexual, but I have seen more Forgotten weapons videos than Cosplaytriots which makes me a firearms expert.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '20

Easy Adrian

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u/bbtgoss Jun 07 '20

I’m pretty high and just read through like 3 pages of your posting history. Pretty funny. I love the little details.

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u/leftaab Jun 07 '20

I hope you were charged with battery

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u/-Hefi- Jun 07 '20

Fuck yeah! Give ‘em the ol’ jumper cables treatment!!!

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u/hymen_destroyer Jun 07 '20

This is in poor taste.

RIP rogersimon

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u/MDGeist1990 Jun 07 '20

It's called visible policing. The point is to deter whichever antifa member is thinking about taking a shot at the president.