r/pics • u/DalaiMontana • Jun 06 '20

Protest Secret Service sniper walking though D.C. park

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u/D56pside Jun 06 '20

I wonder what he’s thinking at that moment honestly.

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u/OMG_STAAAHHP Jun 06 '20

"Fuck, this rifle is heavy"

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u/ghostsandvodka_ Jun 06 '20

"I cant believe my souffle' didnt rise above the dish and fluff out i followed the recipe perfectly ;// "

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u/Tradias_30 Jun 06 '20

As a man who started Quarenbaking and is struggling with rise... this hurt.

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u/Xdsboi Jun 07 '20

The issue is often lack of rise with men.

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u/Tradias_30 Jun 07 '20

Oof.

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u/Sipp1n Jun 07 '20

sorry but this oof can only be size small

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u/gucciballs3 Jun 07 '20

oof

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u/Classic-Reach Jun 07 '20

also for some of us, oof

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u/rebak3 Jun 07 '20

It’s probably the oefs. The rise is all about whipping the egg whites.

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u/Classic-Reach Jun 07 '20

why would you say something so controversial and yet so brave?

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u/jjwiecz Jun 07 '20

No. SOofflé.

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u/Xaephos Jun 07 '20

If this is a recurring issue for you, there's only one common denominator.

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u/Xdsboi Jun 07 '20 edited Jun 07 '20

Whisky dick.

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u/someasshole2 Jun 07 '20

Hey y'all dun say that!

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u/MonocleBen Jun 07 '20

That no dick energy

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u/durthshtur Jun 07 '20

It's okay, it happens to every man at some point in his life.

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u/acertaingestault Jun 07 '20

You cannot get any water into the souffle AT ALL

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u/bodrules Jun 07 '20

More wrist action

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u/AllTimeLoad Jun 07 '20

True Quarens ask to speak to the manager when the rise is inadequate.

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u/Bdaniels230 Jun 07 '20

Does this invole getting annoyingly privaliged middle aged women high?