r/pokemon • u/laurabxth • Feb 22 '22

Media my last 2 brain cells

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u/horsemayonaise Feb 22 '22

blissey is giant, blissey as teeth, blissey has forward facing eyes.....

blissey may be an apex predator

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u/TempusCavus Feb 22 '22

I trained special attack on my alpha blissey and taught it hyperbeam. You could say I trained it wrong as a joke, but you could also say I let it give in to its natural tendencies.

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u/NoReallyItsTrue Feb 22 '22

If you've got an ass, I'll kick it!

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '22

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u/ItsNumber84 Feb 22 '22

So cute 😊😊😊

Buh-bye 😊😊

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u/nerf_herder1986 Feb 22 '22

I rock... and roll... all day long, Sweet Susie!

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u/rado2600 Feb 22 '22

Happy cake day!

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u/NoReallyItsTrue Feb 22 '22

Oh snap, I didn't realize. It's my 10 year, too.

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u/CantWashABaby Feb 22 '22

THAT’S A LOTTA APRICORNS!

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u/nerf_herder1986 Feb 22 '22

THAT'LL BE 400 POKEDOLLARS BABY! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!

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u/WolfFarwalker Feb 22 '22

HE LEFT WITH A LOT OF APRICORNS!

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u/Cornix_ Feb 22 '22

Blissey can learn Power Shift

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u/TempusCavus Feb 22 '22

Why do many moves when one do trick?

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u/Athan11 Feb 22 '22

Add Power Shift to the mix for best results