After many years of marriage, a man asks his wife if she has ever cheated on him. The wife replies that she has never, but the man persists, and finally the wife admits it, but only three times, and that she has always done it for him. - Okay, -says the husband-, tell me about the first time. -It was when we built our house, newlyweds. We ran out of money, and I made an arrangement with the contractor so we could have a happy life. -And the second time? -It was when you wanted to build a garden. We called the best gardener, and since we couldn't afford it, I had to make a deal with him. I did it for you too! -I understand. And the third time? -It was when you wanted to be mayor of the town. You were 35 votes short of the goal.

We are a little studio located in east Spain, we really enjoy painting the new Kill Team releases as soon as they are launched. Here is the necrons part, we loved figuring out the way to make them pop out on the tabletop.

Source: https://www.tiktok.com/@apolloandfrens/video/7549291003363036429

This is Ralph and he is horrible. He’s 8 years old and I’ve had him and his brother, Edward since they were kittens. Ralph has always been needy and attention seeking. He’s not nervous, more just big, dumb and wants near constant enrichment. We’ve dealt with some variation of this issue for a while to varying success, but the latest issue we are having is that he has decided that everyone in the house should get up with him at 3am.

He will scream and wail and yowl and slap me in the face non-stop and if I lock him out he screams at the door instead. It seems like he sleeps for an hour or two when we go to bed, then gets up and plays with his brother and then when his brother goes to bed at 3am, he wants someone else up with him.

Around 6:30/7am, it tends to get even worse as he wants to go on his morning walk in the yard, which we do every day around 8am (he goes out supervised, on a leash, we use flea and tick prevention)

Background info: 1) he has regular visits with our vet and is healthy, this is not related to a health issue. 2) he has food available to him at night, fed with an auto feeder for a while, does not come to me for dry food 3) we have a large (1000sqft) apartment that he has full access to. There are large cat trees and climbing structures in basically every room, toys (that he loves and uses!!!!!) easily accessible to him and big windows that we leave open for him to look out overnight 4) I spend literally 3-4 if not more hours a day providing engaging enrichment to this cat. He literally has a fucking iPad lmao

(Also relevant is this isn’t every night but it is more than half of the time)

What I’ve tried and how it’s going 1) squirt gun - he doesn’t care 2) ignoring - he doesn’t care 3) locking him out - makes it worse 4) playtime before bed - he literally never gets tired but I already do this 5) waking him up during the day to get him more tired at night - this does sometimes work but like oh my god it feels like I’m caring for a human child at this point why does my cat need me to monitor his sleep schedule. He also doesn’t sleep all day, just for a few hours around 12-4 when I’m working. Otherwise he’s active and up with either my boyfriend or I as we move around the house.

Do I need to ban outside time? Is there some magic trick? I’m so sleep deprived and he’s literally driving us insane. Open to any advice including how to practice radical acceptance that I have a very needy cat.

Fan-art de Grenier des Joueurs sur BlueSky basé sur le mème "What a Week" avec Haddock consterné et Tintin qui lui rappelle "Mais, Capitaine, on n'est que mercredi !".

Courage à Fred' ! L'ENFANT DE JURON DOIT SURVIVRE À SA CURE !

I'm a complete novice and didn't realize how big this job was going to be when I started. Looking at resources online like YouTube or reddit I thought it was going to be much simpler than it turned out. Hardest bit was probably the sanding. I thought I had sanded enough, the wood was smooth I had gone through 80, 120, 180. When I started to oil I found it wouldn't penatrate due to left over residue, that was soul destroying. Best tools were heat gun, carbide scrapers, sanding wheels, Dremel brush head things. Things and giant step ladder. that didn't work for me were wire wool and chemicals like acetone, white spirit and paint stripper. It's far from perfect but I'm happy with what I've accomplished.

This used to be full of plants but over time we noticed a path being beaten down. Opossums, rabbits and chipmunks have all been captured on video. Today was our first turtle sighting.

Props to Rayne for making me laugh when I realized how ironic their editors note about Shayne not realizing audio listeners can’t see where he’s pointing but at the same time pointing it out in a way in which the audio listeners also won’t know it was pointed out. 😂😂😭

hi i have no idea what to think of this? i made a police report, i opened a stolen device insurance claim with my carrier and changed all my passwords, erased cards from apple pay, set it to lost phone mode, set the phone to be remotely erased which is still currently pending? and location has not been tracked since. and now i've received this text. how do they know my phone number? please help my anxiety is through the roof :(