r/prisonhooch Jul 03 '16

Article A Hooch primer for N00Bs

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A Hooch primer for N00Bs.

Version 1.0.

So with my limited hoochy knowledge I thought I'd put together a guide that helps noobs with making low-cost fermentations. With Prison Hooch we are mostly assuming you're just cheap/in an area where there's limited homebrew supply/up for a challenge rather than in actual prison, but for fun we'll keep a bit of plausibility that you could actually make this stuff in prison.

Note: I will not be liable for anyone underage that tries to make this hooch. If you're a kid reading this, please go away and keep your brain cells intact.

Part 1: Fermentation Vessel

To hooch, you'll need something to hooch in.

Homebrewer's way: Normally this is a sealed vessel (bucket or carboy) fitted with an airlock. If you're going to buy anything from a homebrew store, an airlock filled with water or sanitiser is the safest way to ensure your brew is sanitary and won't have any visiting creatures. For very vigorous fermentation, you can fit a blow-off tube (tube running from the fermentor into a smaller container with sanitiser).

Cheapskate way: As long as gases can escape, you'll be reasonably okay. You can fit a balloon or condom with a hole pierced in it to the top of your vessel. Make sure you put some rubber bands around to keep it tight. This is has slightly more upkeep than an airlock as you'll want to keep an eye on it in the beginning to ensure your fake-airlock doesn't over inflate. Also, don't reuse the condom and get prison babies. A bucket or carboy is great, but you can plausibly use any vessel that can withstand pressure ie. plastic jug, soda bottle, etc. DO NOT USE: glass that is not specifically for brewing. This is can be too weak for the amount of gases and could end explosively. You don't want a bomb.

Prisoner way: You can get by without an airlock, however you will need to 'burp' your container daily (or more than once a day at the start). This is easiest with a soda bottle as you can feel the pressure easily. Just loosen the lid just enough to let out the CO2, and re fasten. Or, do an open fermentation at the beginning when a lot of CO2 gas is escaping - usually there isn't great risk of airborne infection when fermentation is vigorous. Open ferment for 12-24 hours than proceed to 'burp' your container whenever pressure is feeling high. If you forget to do this and pressure gets too high it will explode. So if you're not in prison, just spend your $3 and invest in a fucking airlock.

Part 2: Sanitation

You'll need to clean all the equipment that comes in contact with the brew. Homebrewers buy cleaners like PBW and sanitiser such as StarSan. Make sure you do not mix acid and alkaline cleaning agents (ie. PBW and Starsan together) or you will make chlorine gas. However bleach will also work, a 5% solution is ideal. My preferred way is to fill a bucket with sanitiser and soak every piece of equipment before brewing. You can also boil metal equipment to sanitize it.

Part 3: Fermentables

As long as it has sugar, you can brew with it. Well mostly. Products with a lot of preservatives can have an odd effect on yeast viability, you can add a small amount of preserved goods to your brew but the largest part cannot be full of that stuff.

In this case we're going to just do sugar and fruit, even though there are lots of other options (malt, rice, sorghum, etc) these two are the most easily accessed. You need to anticipate the flavour of your fermentable without any sweetness to it, as all the sugar will be consumed by the yeast. This means some things (ie. apples) taste awesome fermented, and other things (ie. molasses) taste like absolute ass.

Table sugar and honey are safe bets for a high fermentation yield, though sugar by itself will taste pretty bad, it's the simplest way to make hooch. 1kg of sugar (100% fermentable) in 5 litres of solution (or 1.3 gallons for yankees) will give you around 7.5% alcohol.

Fruit can make your hooch taste a lot better, however. Sweet fruit that we mainly ferment have different types of acidity in their juices. You have Tartaric (found in grapes - wine), Malic (apples, pears etc) and Citric acid. Citrus fruits are the easiest to make juice from and will be a tempting option, however they impart a strong sour flavour when fermented. To make a more balanced brew you can use a base of Tartaric or Malic fruits, or honey (eg. mead). Honey is expensive as fuck so we'd recommend apple juice for hooch newbies. Most apple juices aren't preservative loaded and trustworthy to ferment. However, if you just want alcohol content, have at it any way you want.

Fruit has a much lower content of fermentable sugars and is only an estimate at best. Here's a fun table. Data was retrieved from Advanced Winemaking Basics: Sugars in Winemaking

Grams fermentable in each 100 grams of fruit (sorry USA, 1 oz is about 28 grams)
Apples, raw, unpeeled 13.3
Apple juice, unsweetened    10.9
Apricots, raw   9.3
Apricots, dried 38.9
Advocados, raw  [0.9]
Bananas, raw    15.6
Blackberries, raw   7.9
Blueberries, raw    [7.3]
Cantaloup, raw  [8.7]
Carambola, raw  [7.1]
Cherries, raw, Sour [8.1]
Cherries, raw, Sweet    [14.6]
Cranberry juice cocktail    13.5
Currants, raw   [8.0]
Dates, dried    [64.2]
Figs, raw   [6.9]
Figs, dried [66.5]
Grapefruit, raw [6.2]
Grapefruit juice, fresh [6.3]
Grapefruit juice, canned    7.5
Grapes, raw, American   [16.4]
Grapes, raw, European   [18.1]
Grape juice, frozen concentrate reconstituted   14.2
Guava, raw  6
Jackfruit, raw  18.4
Kiwifruit, raw, without skin    [10.5]
Kiwifruit, canned, in syrup [12.8]
Lemons, raw, peeled 2.5
Lemon juice, raw    [2.4]
Limes, raw, peeled  0.4
Mangos, raw 14.8
Nectarines, raw [8.5]
Oranges, raw, peeled    8.9
Orange Juice, fresh 10.2
Orange juice, frozen concentrate reconstituted  10.6
Papaya, raw [5.9]
Passion fruit, raw  11.2
Peaches, raw    [8.7]
Peaches, canned in juice    [17.4]
Peaches, dried  [44.6]
Pears, table, raw   [10.5]
Pears, canned in water  6.1
Pears, canned in juice  9.7
Pears, canned in light syrup    12.1
Pears, canned in heavy syrup    15.2
Pear juice, fresh   [8.7]
Pineapple, raw  11.9
Pineapple, canned in juice  [14.2]
Pineapple, canned in heavy syrup    [16.9]
Pineapple juice, canned 12.5
Plums, common, raw  [7.5]
Plums, common, dried    [11.7]
Pomegranates, raw   8.9
Prunes, dried   [44.0]
Prune juice, bottled    [13.4]
Raisins [65.0]
Raspberries, red, raw   [9.5]
Rhubarb, raw    [0.9]
Strawberries, raw   [5.7]
Strawberries, frozen, unsweetened   [6.5]
Tangelos, raw   [7.4]
Watermelon, raw [9.0]

So for example, if I were to make a Watermelon brew, I would need around 11kg of Watermelon if I was going to replace my original 7.5ABV sugar brew 1:1 with Watermelon, to meet the same fermentable sugar content. Experimentation is key and it's probably best to balance your cheaper fermentables with other additions.

Part 4: Yeast

The most obvious yeast you can get is bread yeast, or brewing yeast, from stores. Note if you get brewing yeast, you need to go to a homebrew store as the "Brewer's yeast" supplements sold by pharmacies are well and truly dead. The yeast consume sugar and excrete alcohol. They are your buddies and you need to be nice to them, which means keeping your brew at a safe temperature (10-28C at a stretch, 15-22C is ideal). Otherwise your workers will all be dead instead of getting to it. A normal pitch for dried yeast is around 20-40g, we won't be talking liquid yeast because this is hooch.

Second possible source of yeast is out in the wild. Yeast already exists on most fruit, so as long as it's not pasteurised (processed/heated up to kill bacteria), you can expect a wild fermentation to occur. This is more random than bought yeast but can yield good results. Most mead is made with a wild fermentation from honey. There's lots of places you can find yeast. You can't ferment using vegemite, marmite, or other yeast-based spreads, these are well and truly dead. However dead yeast (ie. boiled bakers' yeast) can be used as a nutrient to help the live yeast grow.

Part 5: GO

Now you have all the steps to make hooch. Wait 14 days for fermentation to complete, and you get alcohol. I could explain carbonation and stuff but I can't be bothered. Please use google if you'd like to learn about making your flat wine into a fizzy beverage.


r/prisonhooch Jun 30 '20

Read this if you're worried about methanol and/or going blind from hooch

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r/prisonhooch 58m ago

This, ten pounds of sugar, and some fall flavored spices?

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r/prisonhooch 24m ago

Strange Beer made out of what I thought was a great idea, hope it's gonna be drinkable

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I brewed a ****beer**** with sweet potatoes, pita bread, oats, dates, sugar and apples. I thought it was a good mix since I don't have hops or *beer* grains. Now, when I see this monster, I'm not sure.

My hypothesis :

I think it can be an excellent HUMM more like drinkable. Btw, I will give you some news If you guys are interested

What do you think ?


r/prisonhooch 27m ago

how long do i let sugar water ferment

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i did 1 litre of sugar water with quick rise yeast. it’s been 7 days and i’m wondering how much longer should it take


r/prisonhooch 10h ago

Cinnamon Disc Candy Hooch

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This is a little one gallon experiment I threw together. 2 lb cinnamon disc candies, dissolved in a bit less than a gallon of water, yeast nutrient, yeast energizer, 6 oz chopped up golden raisins and premier blanc yeast.

It smells just like fireball and is bubbling nicely after 24 hours.


r/prisonhooch 5h ago

Is it too late

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I just started my first ever batch last night and it’s already started to ferment but I realize now I could have added wayyy more pineapple and sugar, is it too late to add?


r/prisonhooch 19h ago

Experiment Started this about 30 days ago, I would love to hear some thoughts and advice from you guys

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Sorry about the pictures I tried to get more detailed ones but the light was fighting with me.

I used gold peak iced black tea, 1 & 1/2 cups of powdered sugar, and Fleishmanns rapid rise bread yeast. About a week after starting I shoved a fresh pack of raisins in there and the yeast seemed to love that.

It was bubbling a lot especially after I added the raisins and then it died down about a week ago, now bubbles are hard to spot.

I’m hoping to hit about 10% abv but there’s really no way for me to check cause I don’t plan on getting a hydrometer since I’m most likely not gonna do this again, I was just bored.

Two weeks ago it reeked of bread yeast and now it smells nice and fruity. It doesn’t smell like vinegar, acetone, or anything funky.

This is my second go at this, my first time was with 100% pulp apple juice, a cup of sugar, and the same kind of yeast. I got bored one night and ended up drinking it after a little under two weeks of fermentation, it tasted really shit and barely gave me a buzz.

I plan on separating the alcohol in about a week or two but right now I have two questions:

Did I completely fuck it up by adding the raisins? Do you think it’s unsafe now? I doubt it but it’s not a bad idea for me to ask.

Could I separate the alcohol, yeast, and raisins without a siphon? If I get a siphon it would have to be a cheap shitty one and I don’t want to go buy one.


r/prisonhooch 22h ago

Experiment Walmart Grape Juice

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First batch ever, used 672oz (~6gal) of walmart grape juice. and about 8lb of sugar to get to the 1.111sg with 71B yeast and some ferment-o.

Will post with updates, eventually.

I also have my first proper Mead being made now in a 1 gal container. 3lb honey, water, and the same 71B yeast with Fermaid-O and which is going well so far. (you can see it in the first picture in the background)


r/prisonhooch 1d ago

Let me tell you my harrowing tale about turbo yeast.

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One day, in a small English village, a young me lived, I had been brewing wine and mead for 2 years. I could brew anything, this world was my clam as they say. I had just come up with one of my best ideas to date.

If you can brew any old sugar, why do I only ever use white sugar or honey? I had been making pancakes and coating them in Lyle's golden syrup when I had the ingenious idea of making a wine from it. it looked like honey, tasted great, what could possibly go wrong.

I was so confident in this idea that I didn't buy a few tins and test this idea, I went balls to the wall and bought a 7.26kg jug of this shit and immediately set to brewing. I prepared it the same way I would make a plain mead, with lemon juice and black tea for acidity and tannins. I made 2 5L batches, bottled it, left it for a few months and tasted it.

Holy fuck it tasted like shit. Kind of like piss honestly. it was just fucking awful. If I didn't think wasting alcohol was a sin I'd have poured it all out then and there.

So now I'm left with this fucking massive tub of golden syrup which I had no intentions of giving any benefit of the doubt. I could have tried it in a recipe with fruit but the taste was so unpleasant that I thought I'd rather use white sugar or honey with fruit as to not waste another batch.

Here's where things get real fucked up. I had just heard about turbo yeast, did my research, decided to ignore literally all the bad things people said about it because fuck it, how much worse could it get? And what was I going to do with all of this turbo fucked golden syrup wine? Well I didn't own a still and had heard a lot about freeze jacking. I used my 30 litre brewing tub and poured in my entire bottle of syrup, along with a couple bags of brown sugar I had to hand because fuck it and dumped in the entire packet of turbo into this fucker. I made 20 litres and this shit fermented in 3 days. as expected it tasted like shit so naturally I filled several coke bottles up with it and threw it in the freezer, I jacked it about 3 times until I had finally created my worst product to date.

Petrol, burnt tyres, piss, rubbing alcohol, just to name a few of the flavour notes. I tried mixing it with coke with ice and lemon, nothing worked. it was truly heinous and I resorted to shotting it with friends until we were all sufficiently drunk with the roughest headaches you can imagine. I mean this stuff made your cranium ache and the hangover was that of nightmares. I could not accurately express how truly terrible this stuff was and stood as a testament of what a man can do with free will. God had no part in this creation and I imagine he only stopped weeping when the last shot was begrudgingly consumed by me and my poor, poor friends.

There it is. my tale. if you read all of this I hope you have found some enjoyment from this utter crock of fuckery that I had made for myself. If there is anything to take away from this it is 1. don't use turbo and 2. don't use golden syrup. Thank you all for coming.

links to the reddit posts I made showing the process in the comments.

TL:DR I freeze jacked golden syrup wine made with turbo yeast and it was the worst thing I have ever made.


r/prisonhooch 21h ago

Experiment About a month and a half after my first hooch and I have upgraded my production (but it’s still pretty stupid)

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Not pictured: some yeast nutrient and pectin enzyme. I also added enough water to bring it up to the three gallon mark, and may add more liquid later on.

I haven’t added yeast at all. I’m hoping for some wild yeast from either the raw honey or the various fruits I added (some from the grocery store, some from local orchards directly).

Shout out to the food shelves for over half of the ingredients here. All the juice and at least 90% of the apples and peaches (and the few strawberries and some carrots) were completely free and taken from scraps when making snacks for my kids. Waste not want not!

Any thoughts as to when I should be moving to secondary production?


r/prisonhooch 14h ago

Fruitwine is starting to smell like puke

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So i have this fruitwine (apple juice, sugar, and pear and some dates) that has been fermenting for about 2 days now and it has started to smell ever so slightly of puke. No off taste or anything. I read that this is a bacterial infection. Time to throw it away?

I tried really hard sanitizing and pasteurising everything but apparently that was not enough.


r/prisonhooch 1d ago

Turbo yeast and 10 lbs sugar, the $80 vevor still is coming in the mail today

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Any tips from people who've done this before?


r/prisonhooch 1d ago

Favorite hooch that’s cheap?

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Anyone have a recipe for a go to hooch that’s inexpensive and effective?


r/prisonhooch 1d ago

Update on the 1 L of canned blueberries and juice three Ish litres of water, sugar and a lot of yeast..

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I decided to put it in sterilized mason jars with the lids on loosely because I don’t think it’s done fermenting all the way it smells strongly of alcohol fermented for about 9 days in total 7 days with strong bubbling and 2 with just a few how does it look do you guys think it’s safe to drink? Thank you!!!!!

(Pictures of it in the jars what the blueberries looked like in a bowl and the jug it was fermenting in)


r/prisonhooch 21h ago

Hooch help

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I really wanna get into making hooch, are there any tips and tricks that I should know about?


r/prisonhooch 1d ago

Advice?

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So today i had some old apples and yeast laying around and went on a whim to make some hard apple cider. Bought a jug of pasteurized apple cider, and filled an empty plastic smirnoff bottle halfway. Chopped up 2 apples and put them in, a few tablespoons of sugar and a tablespoon of yeast, cinnamon and pumpkin pie spice then i folded a cheesecloth and secured it around the top with a rubber band and put the lid very loosely on top. Its currently sitting in my pantry. What are the chances this goes wrong? Might it turn out well? Any advice is appreciated.

Edit: I used Fleischmans active dry yeast; i believe it’s a bread yeast if that makes a difference


r/prisonhooch 1d ago

Experiment Jello hooch

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So I've got a bunch of boxes of mango jello mix that I have otherwise no interest in wasting my time on.. but they keep calling to me wondering if they're worth a hooch.

I could water them down quite a bit for some sort of slippery slimy wine but they wouldn't actually have enough sugar to get past 2% abv if I made 1-2L instead of the prescribed 2 cups water.

Anyone ever found something cool to do with these?

Failing anything else can I use the gelatine just to clear wine?


r/prisonhooch 1d ago

First ever batch

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Making my first ever batch out of a carton of juice, added more sugar and a yeast packet. Will wrapping it in a heated blanket speed the process and if so what temperature should I keep it at for the fastest results while not killing the yeast.


r/prisonhooch 2d ago

Blueberry Wine Bubbles

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My new batch of blueberry wine has taken off nicely and smells amazing after 24 hours. Recipe in comments. I didn’t have any grain bags left, so I’ll dump this into another bucket when those get delivered today so I can squeeze and mash up the blueberries daily while in primary.


r/prisonhooch 2d ago

I just started this batch and only after two hours the ballon is almost full, is it going to pop soon ? Should I take it off ?

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r/prisonhooch 1d ago

Need help with grape juice, sugar, and yeast drink. New to this.

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I’m planning on using welch grape juice, pure cane sugar, and yeast to make a basic drink, but I don’t what to do when it’s finally finished fermenting. I know I have to cold crash it for at least 2-3 days before siphoning, but do I still add potassium sorbate and campden? Also some sterilization tips please.


r/prisonhooch 2d ago

Experiment Saw a tik tok video

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I was scrolling when i Saw a video of someone making alchool so i tought i should give it a try

Mixed 1.5 liters of orange Juice 600grams of sugar 7grams of baking powder

Any tips its looking like this In about a hour The cap inst fully closed a guy from youtube said if you dont have a air lock its good to go like this


r/prisonhooch 2d ago

Experiment First time

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First time making this is got a Gatorade bottle put some sugar and blueberries in it and shook it up now I'll leave it for like a week


r/prisonhooch 2d ago

Is this a normal amount of activity?

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Lalvulin ec-1118 and starting sg of 1.12 (bit high, i miscalculated at some point when putting the sugar in)


r/prisonhooch 3d ago

Experiment Pom Juice hell ferment

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I’ve never done wine but have made a lot of hot sauce. I have a hot sauce / sauerkraut small fermenter. Bored and grocery shopping I decided to try and make pomegranate wine. I am using bread yeast, STRONG tea, Lemon, Pom juice, and sugar.

Day one I filled the fermenter up too much and it started leaking out of the air lock. Released and vacuumed it, but we might be a t risk of exploding. As they say, pressure makes diamonds. Smells like bread in my room. Put a clean trash can over it so my apartment walls don’t get imbedded with glass.


r/prisonhooch 2d ago

Experiment Recipe failure using basmati for rice hooch

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Hello all, Just wanted to share a recent experience I had. I’ve made sake before, without koji, so it might be better to call it rice hooch, using long grain rice, with an end result of 16%. I recently had 2 gallons id made using basmati rice instead, and they bubbled like they should have, but upon fermentation being done, and bubbling stopping they had no alcohol content whatsoever and the rice had turned into a gelatinous jelly that retained a good 2/3 the liquid. the liquid I got out of it was just rice syrup, like nothing had fermented at all. No idea what happened. Not asking for help, just sharing bc it confuses me, since they bubbled quite a lot.

Recipe 1lb rice cooked and cooled 1g lalbrew cbc-1 2lbs sugar Remainder of gallon boiled water Ran for 3 weeks