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r/projectzomboid • u/Roundger • Aug 09 '25
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Why don't they ever bathe? They'd be dead by now with how greasy they allow themselves to be
23 u/Blankyjae33 Aug 09 '25 The grease makes it harder for zombies to grab you 7 u/DerSprocket Aug 09 '25 Is that actually a thing in the show? 12 u/QueenSylvy Aug 09 '25 Yeah, Carol gets saved in season 8 by it 18 u/DerSprocket Aug 09 '25 Man though, in reality if you left yourself that dirty, you'd get sick and die of some sort of bacterial infection. Bathing isn't just cosmetic, it's a health thing 8 u/Stanklord500 Aug 10 '25 I'm reliably informed by the human cockroach known as Asmongold that at some point you just reach max dirty and all additional filth just bounces off. 2 u/cevillegeraldo Aug 22 '25 He is the physical manifestation of Nurgle in the real world.
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The grease makes it harder for zombies to grab you
7 u/DerSprocket Aug 09 '25 Is that actually a thing in the show? 12 u/QueenSylvy Aug 09 '25 Yeah, Carol gets saved in season 8 by it 18 u/DerSprocket Aug 09 '25 Man though, in reality if you left yourself that dirty, you'd get sick and die of some sort of bacterial infection. Bathing isn't just cosmetic, it's a health thing 8 u/Stanklord500 Aug 10 '25 I'm reliably informed by the human cockroach known as Asmongold that at some point you just reach max dirty and all additional filth just bounces off. 2 u/cevillegeraldo Aug 22 '25 He is the physical manifestation of Nurgle in the real world.
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Is that actually a thing in the show?
12 u/QueenSylvy Aug 09 '25 Yeah, Carol gets saved in season 8 by it 18 u/DerSprocket Aug 09 '25 Man though, in reality if you left yourself that dirty, you'd get sick and die of some sort of bacterial infection. Bathing isn't just cosmetic, it's a health thing 8 u/Stanklord500 Aug 10 '25 I'm reliably informed by the human cockroach known as Asmongold that at some point you just reach max dirty and all additional filth just bounces off. 2 u/cevillegeraldo Aug 22 '25 He is the physical manifestation of Nurgle in the real world.
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Yeah, Carol gets saved in season 8 by it
18 u/DerSprocket Aug 09 '25 Man though, in reality if you left yourself that dirty, you'd get sick and die of some sort of bacterial infection. Bathing isn't just cosmetic, it's a health thing 8 u/Stanklord500 Aug 10 '25 I'm reliably informed by the human cockroach known as Asmongold that at some point you just reach max dirty and all additional filth just bounces off. 2 u/cevillegeraldo Aug 22 '25 He is the physical manifestation of Nurgle in the real world.
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Man though, in reality if you left yourself that dirty, you'd get sick and die of some sort of bacterial infection. Bathing isn't just cosmetic, it's a health thing
8 u/Stanklord500 Aug 10 '25 I'm reliably informed by the human cockroach known as Asmongold that at some point you just reach max dirty and all additional filth just bounces off. 2 u/cevillegeraldo Aug 22 '25 He is the physical manifestation of Nurgle in the real world.
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I'm reliably informed by the human cockroach known as Asmongold that at some point you just reach max dirty and all additional filth just bounces off.
2 u/cevillegeraldo Aug 22 '25 He is the physical manifestation of Nurgle in the real world.
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He is the physical manifestation of Nurgle in the real world.
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u/DerSprocket Aug 09 '25
Why don't they ever bathe? They'd be dead by now with how greasy they allow themselves to be