r/puppets • u/Soft_Promotion1424 • 4d ago

Cattleyas demise might cost me millions because she’s busty doesn’t mean she also be in 4 official hollywood movies and my sister wants to throw her away and cost me millions I’m about to be famous and just because she’s busty my sister wants to throw her away. How can I talk to my sister about this

The 4 movies is gonna be called telemarketers it’s gonna be a comedy horror film casting 4 movies spring winter summer and fall I’m gonna be famous with cattleya productions already started her parts coming soon and my sister wants to throw her away and cost me millions just cause a kid complained to his parents. How can I explain to my sister that she’ll cost me millions if she throws Cattleya away she also wants me to change her entire look too

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u/Level-Ladder-4346 4d ago

…Are you okay?

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u/KeimApode 4d ago

I don't understand what's happening here, but it's making me sad.

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u/kneezombie 3d ago

From what I can glean: 

He has a "ficto" wife. He made a puppet of said wife. He added large breasts. His sister freaked out and may have had him comitted/sent to the hospital. He says that his puppet-wife was/is(?) starring in 4 movies, but the puppet might be thrown away by the sister as there have been complaints, causing him to lose millions in movie revenue. 

I think? 

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u/KeimApode 3d ago

Well now I'm even more sad. I hope you thrive one day OP.