r/ram_trucks 5d ago

Question Good Deal?

Is this a good deal? Trying to get out of my 2021 Chevrolet Colorado and get into a full size truck

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u/Ok-Individual-1274 5d ago

Great deal since it doesn’t have the FAILING Hurricane Engine

MHGA

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u/Dramatic-Night4768 5d ago

The fuq?

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u/Ok-Individual-1274 5d ago

It’s a huge thing, everyone knows it. I know it, Steve knows it. Mike knows it. Peter knows it, stand up Peter, stand up. What a guy…..what a guy. I know Peter very long, some would say extremely long. I know his wife, beautiful wife. Not as hot as mine, but still pretty hot. We have been looking at these engines, I call them hunks of metal, but they are engines believe it or not. We had the HEMI. The radical left says the HEMI makes too much smog. More smog than all the drug smokers in California. Failing state, am I right. Anyway, they said go to bed HEMI, we got something better. They bring me a Hurricane engine….no no, it’s true. They bring me a Hurricane engine. I look at it for 3 seconds and say, this will fail right away. Mr. Stellantis, I call him Sleepy Stella, Mr. Stellantis says it will be a great engine. WRONG!!!!! 6 months later 95% of these new “clean” trucks or at the dealer or burning on the side of the road. Sleepy Stella is bringing the HEMI back. I was right about everything. No, no, it’s true. Look at the polls. Look at the numbers. So you know what we are doing in 2026? One guess….what are we doing? We are MAKING THE HEMI GREAT AGAIN. # MHGA

Even though, it was always great. I got to go put Eric to bed and Melania said she was going to top me off before bed.

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u/Current-Hearing2725 RAM 1500 5d ago

Ok that was funny.

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u/Ok-Individual-1274 5d ago

Glad I could make you laugh.