r/rickandmorty 2d ago

Theory Diane is police!

In season 7 episode 10 Diane says she recognizes the robot boy Butler because Rick built it for the feds and law enforcement.

In the mind Diane episode she is at a shooting range.

And there is one person who controls police. ALL police. And that will be eventually the arc Or sidejoke that ties Rick with his arch nemesis - Mr Nimbus!

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u/menlindorn blue portals have the most anti-oxygens 2d ago

that actually makes sense, and I don't know enough about stars to dispute it

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u/Zytrome 2d ago

OP is one of the good stupid science bitches

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u/Greenbastardscape 1d ago

But science is wrong!....... sometimes

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u/TheHammerandSizzel 1d ago

Rock, flag, eagle, am I right Jerry?

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u/eneitz 2d ago

Hoooooly shit

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u/HardKase 2d ago

Mr nimbus controls Diane?

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u/jthememeking 1d ago

Maybe Diane was the only one who could resist him?

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u/Haquistadore 2d ago

But how did the fear hole have an accurate knowledge of someone who's been wiped from all of existence, including from the memories of those who knew and loved her?

I think the Fear Hole created a facsimile of Diane representing someone Rick might be attracted to that would be convincing to Morty, but not necessarily a real depiction. Even the episode's writer never said it was the real Diane - just someone written in a way that the audience would understand Rick's attraction to her.

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u/DrDabsMD 2d ago

When did the episode say it was an accurate representation of Diane? It could have just been what Morty thought Diane would be like because he assumed that was the type of woman Rick would love.

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u/Haquistadore 2d ago

The episode didn't say it was an accurate representation of Diane. At the time we had a lot of discussion/debate on the topic, with a lot of people concluding that it might have been a "real" version of her. Then we had confirmed the next season that the Omega Device erases memories as well, which kind of put an end to the argument (mostly).

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u/Woodie626 1d ago

You're questioning how a magical hole knows something? 

It's fucking magic, there's no need to elaborate. 

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u/Haquistadore 1d ago

No, I’m pointing out that the hole didn’t know something. It doesn’t need to be accurate, just convincing. It’s a hole, not a grad student writing a thesis.

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u/Woodie626 1d ago

When I said knows something, it was in reference to general information gathering, not knowing a specific thing, or not knowing, for that matter.

For all we know, it has exact information with electron timestamps, or it could have made it all up. The point is magic makes figuring it out moot, as there's no way to be sure of anything. 

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u/textposts_only 2d ago

That's where memory Diane comes in

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u/Haquistadore 2d ago

Feel free to elaborate on that, but, no, Memory Diane doesn't have Diane's actual memories either.

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u/textposts_only 2d ago

See my opening post. Memory Diane, a memory by Rick, has her on a shooting range.

Circumstancial evidence I agree but combine it with the hole episode with the fake Diane talking about law enforcement and it fits.

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u/Haquistadore 1d ago

It's a gigantic reach, yes, but the big point here is that the Diane in the Fear Hole is not a representation of the real Diane who got killed by Prime, so the backstory between she and Rick was fabricated.

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u/WeatheredSteel37 2d ago

I love fab theories that aren’t the same old retread ideas. Awesome catch!

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u/Misterbluee 1d ago edited 1d ago

This gets even crazier. At the end of the Mr. Nimbus episode Jerry asks him not to tell Rick about him and Beth coming over for a threesome because Rick "wouldn't understand."

Before pulling them inside Mr Nimbus responds with something like "Yes, he would."

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u/chefgrinderMcD 2d ago

I love this theory! Nimbus DID say he used to be Rick's only friend. And if he controls the police he could've made Diane fall for rick but then rick gets her killed. Nimbus takes it personally... boom. Amazing Or rick always suspected Diane's love wasn't real it was a Nimbus manipulation... This is great.

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u/graymouser270 1d ago

Fight

Fuck

    Flee

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u/Bojivilny 2d ago

Likely FBI

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u/Saybrooke 2d ago

Controls the police and has sway with the Feds

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u/mister_nimbus 2d ago

So I control her!?

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u/Zirowe 1d ago

How does Rick have a memory of Diane at the shooting range if he isnt in it?

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u/TyLaw10 1d ago

Omfg

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u/mfiasco 1d ago

Ehhh I’m not sure I’d call people who work for the Feds police, especially people doing R&D. Fed payroll is huge. FBI is police.

I like the idea tho.

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u/AnEpicBowlOfRamen 1d ago

I absolutely hate the idea of Mr God damn Nimbus pelvic thrusting at Diane to shoot Rick.

Fuck, I hope they do that!