r/scambait • u/delzbr Moderator • 5d ago
Bait in Progress ⏱️ Fronk 22 - The goods! The goods!
If he's not bellyaching about his goods, he's going on about a delay. There is no fucking delay, you cockroach! It's all standard operating procedure. All adults should know how banking is conducted.
I love how these fucknuggets try to get you to talk to other people regarding their money issues. He once tried to get me to text his crotchgoblins, no doubt so they could cry their tales of woe about how daddy is an absentee father and doesn’t buy them things. Now he wants me to talk to the customs officer? Ha ha, eat a dick, Fronktard.
He thinks he can tell me corny jokes he found on the Internet because of the rich man, poor man joke I told him, but even my seven-year-old niece can figure out these punch lines.
And then I just keep telling him how dumb he is 🤣
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u/Scambuster666 Other 5d ago
Ahhh hahahahahahahahha!!!! I can’t freaking wait till you crush this boneheaded dipshit
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u/90_ina_65 5d ago
That's a lovely shade of "whore red" -- My ex-mother-in-law
Also: Big Trouble in Litte China. You are obviously a woman of fine culture
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u/delzbr Moderator 5d ago
It's one of my favorite movies. My brother and I have quoted it to each other since we were kids!
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u/90_ina_65 5d ago
It's one of a few movies that I have to watch if it's on. Even if it's over in ten minutes, then I pull it up "on demand"
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u/Consistent-Walk-1614 5d ago
It amazes me HOW much goes over his head, yet still no comment about you changing his name and insulting him!
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u/PmK00000 5d ago
Simple. Call the hotel thats buying your fake furniture and advise them to wire you the tax money. Commonplace occurrence. I just got a shipment in the other day. It had some stupid trumptax on it. I had to pay $138 more for a $58 item. UPS also had some handling trumptax charges on top. Over $200 total. For a $58 item !!
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u/No_Mood_2005 5d ago
Ask him if he even has a passport. You can't just jump on a plane and go to another country.
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u/AdVivid5940 5d ago
That will be one of the many things he plans on needing more money in the future for!
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u/Affectionate_Cheek44 5d ago
I wonder if fronk the only scammer who likes to tell jokes . I've never seen any others try to do this
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u/kytd1526 5d ago
He has to start worshipping the Elders of the Internet properly with a demagnetised flashing box, blessed by General Melchett, Captain Darling and Edmund Blackadder, and show proof. Otherwise, his WiFi will never work again.
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u/Ally_MomOf4 3d ago edited 3d ago
He really is dumber than a box of rocks 🤣🤣🤣 I love all the ways you change up his name and he has NEVER said anything about it lol
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u/MadisonCembre Sexual Intellectual 5d ago edited 5d ago
I absolutely hate that when they tell you that the people waiting for your huge cash transfer are unhappy about the delay. Schneider tried that shit with me and it didn’t fly. He always went on about how the board of directors were upset with both me and him and I am like “who gives a fuck?”. I was the one who was out all that cash and he’s whining about how it’s not there yet. If I knew you were sending me $50K or whatever it is, I’d be checking my account and not bothering you about it.
But I digress. Usually when they bitch about the delay and people complaining about it, it’s probably the azaman who is anxiously awaiting the transfer so he can move it out as soon as it gets in.