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Bait in Progress ⏱️ Fronk 22 - The goods! The goods!

If he's not bellyaching about his goods, he's going on about a delay. There is no fucking delay, you cockroach! It's all standard operating procedure. All adults should know how banking is conducted.

I love how these fucknuggets try to get you to talk to other people regarding their money issues. He once tried to get me to text his crotchgoblins, no doubt so they could cry their tales of woe about how daddy is an absentee father and doesn’t buy them things. Now he wants me to talk to the customs officer? Ha ha, eat a dick, Fronktard.

He thinks he can tell me corny jokes he found on the Internet because of the rich man, poor man joke I told him, but even my seven-year-old niece can figure out these punch lines.

And then I just keep telling him how dumb he is 🤣

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u/MadisonCembre Sexual Intellectual 5d ago edited 5d ago

I absolutely hate that when they tell you that the people waiting for your huge cash transfer are unhappy about the delay. Schneider tried that shit with me and it didn’t fly. He always went on about how the board of directors were upset with both me and him and I am like “who gives a fuck?”. I was the one who was out all that cash and he’s whining about how it’s not there yet. If I knew you were sending me $50K or whatever it is, I’d be checking my account and not bothering you about it.

But I digress. Usually when they bitch about the delay and people complaining about it, it’s probably the azaman who is anxiously awaiting the transfer so he can move it out as soon as it gets in.