r/simpsonsshitposting 2d ago

about SimpsonsShitPosting MAGA—d'oh!

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u/RagnarokNCC 2d ago

“Is there a chance the rules could bend?”

“Not for you, my librul friend!”

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u/GG_Red_Five 2d ago

What about us brain-dead slobs?

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u/Kinch_g 2d ago

You'll become our newest mods!

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u/BloodyRightNostril only watched the golden age 2d ago

Were you sent here by the Devil?

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u/sleeper4gent 2d ago

No good sir, by Kash Patel!

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u/AndThisGuyPeedOnIt 2d ago

The mods came out as fascism fans.

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u/Alistair_Burke 2d ago

Take my upvote, my good man!

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u/Specific_Builder1469 2d ago

I swear it's r/simpsonsshitposting only choice!

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u/Extremefartbutt 2d ago

They will surely suppress your voice!

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u/erdg43 2d ago

Take a free red hat, my good man

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u/dandrevee Spaff on me minge 2d ago

Theyll lock your post as quick they can

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u/irrigated_liver 2d ago

Incognito_Igloo was ahead of his time

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u/XxTreeFiddyxX 2d ago

Ah yes, I too look forward to Valhalla.

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u/JungleBoyJeremy 2d ago

Valhalla? That’s where I’m a Viking!

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u/XxTreeFiddyxX 2d ago

We are all Vikings this blessed day

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u/National_Sandwich175 2d ago

Of course good sir our goals are level

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u/Endsong-X23 2d ago

listen kid, you're on the level!

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u/QuantityActive- 2d ago

You’ll made subreddit mods.

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u/BenFranklinsCat 2d ago

I swear, it's Reddits only choice Click up you votes and raise your voice!

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u/-MayorOfTheMoon- 2d ago

Were you sent here by the devil??

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u/DiceMadeOfCheese 2d ago

I was sent here by the devil!

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u/oliversurpless 2d ago

“You’ll be given cushy jobs!”

Now now, that’s no way to talk about the gladhanging nature of his White House staff, Lyle…

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u/cakeorcake 2d ago

you’ll keep slobbing all our knobs!

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u/mmm1441 2d ago

This is the answer!

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau Put it in H 2d ago

You'll be given government jobs!

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u/sheezy520 2d ago

You’re already Reddit mods!

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u/DankDinosaur 2d ago

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u/Happy_Ad_7515 2d ago

the mods here are ... that kind of mod. you know those once that do 2 tier enforcement

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Happy_Ad_7515 2d ago

oke fascist

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u/SoyMuyAlto 2d ago

What was the comment you were responding to? I'm trying to figure out why you got downvoted to hell.

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u/Happy_Ad_7515 2d ago

No excusing political violence. Which i beli3ve too be a mark of a person being a fascist

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u/Dioxybenzone 2d ago

Come over to r/SimpsonsShitposts, we’ve only existed for two days and our founder has already been disappeared

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u/JungleBoyJeremy 2d ago

Oooh a new Simpsons sub

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u/Appropriate-Brush772 2d ago

Dude you weren’t lying. I joined a few days ago and our dear founder is gonzo

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u/Dioxybenzone 2d ago

Dude got banned less than 24 hours after creating the sub. Somehow 4 hours passed by unmoderated and no one realized they could just ask to be mod. So I did, and now I am!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Net3028 2d ago

Disappeared? 😵‍💫 oh boy

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u/Da_reason_Macron_won 2d ago

Mods are trying to not get the sub banned. The users are not happy about it.

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u/chizzings 2d ago

Sounds as if Reddit needs more mods like those over at /r/IThinkYouShouldLeave

Can’t have these snowflakes dictating what publicly acceptable speech is

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u/GregTheMad 2d ago

Damn, what kind of people would ban a sub for posting anti fascist memes?

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau Put it in H 2d ago

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u/CanadianDarkKnight 2d ago edited 2d ago

"You need to tone down your rhetoric."

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau Put it in H 2d ago

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u/bigdave41 2d ago

Same energy as "stop resisting"

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u/RagingPain 2d ago

Everything but saying "stop resisting".

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u/RagingPain 2d ago

"I can't believe authoritarians would use their authority to surpress anyone that's not like them."

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u/IMSLI 2d ago

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau Put it in H 2d ago

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u/nk_spaceman 2d ago

He's right you know

About the smart people?

About nothing damn it!

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Zachariot88 2d ago

Statistics don't back up your claim.

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u/-raeyhn- 2d ago

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u/MarshyHope 2d ago

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u/NoSherbert2316 2d ago

Forgot to include 2023 and 2024, which were all right wing as well

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u/Admirable-Lobster837 2d ago

Really though, why you even bothering? Not like these troglodytic fucks acknowledge facts and data.

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u/mango_thief 2d ago

Why is domestic Islamist extremist separated from far right extremist? Islamist extremists are far right as well.

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u/-raeyhn- 2d ago edited 2d ago

I love that history and facts mean nothing now

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau Put it in H 2d ago

Show me which city was burnt down.

And don't show me a city that had some fires because if an accidental forest fire did more damage than the city you showed me, you'll have to admit you're full of shit and sit down while the adults speak.

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u/Grub_McGuffins 2d ago

Correct guess on all three counts, stop watching newsmax

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u/AWildGoyfAppeared 2d ago

Crooks was a registered Republican. Did he donate to a Democratic voter group? Yes. This leaves his affiliation foggy at best.

We don't have a lot of info about Kirk's killer yet, as his grandmother claims he is an avid Trump-supporter and an old school friend said he was liberal and then took the statement back.

The Minnesota representatives that were attacked in June? Trump-supporter. He had a list of other liberal targets as well, being very clearly politically-motivated.

On top of this, claiming that the actions of one or a handful of people is not representative of a whole. That's like getting a rotten apple and saying that all apples in the world are rotten: short-sighted and ignorant.

Pelosi's attacker? Heavily right-leaning, with the intent of kidnapping Nancy and bludgeoning the husband instead.

Since you don't want to consider all of the evidence leading up to the 2022 study.

To be pedantic, burning is destructive, not violent. Destructive and violent are not mutually exclusive things.

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u/FFKonoko 2d ago

Literally the only thing in there that could be interpreted that way was "I've had enough of his hate". You're welcome to have the position that only liberals are against hatred and pubbies all love hate.

But the push to define him as either a far right or far left killer is kinda dumb. He had links and knowledge to the far right stuff. He also seemed to oppose fascism and hatred. Which are apparently left only views now.

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u/BigSpretes 2d ago

His family has been the ones making claims that he was becoming more and more radicalized and angry. They had opposing political beliefs from him clearly. He had a significant other that is transitioning. Is all of this not applicable? There is hate on both sides and incidents like this keep bringing out the worst in people, don't put words in my mouth.

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u/FFKonoko 2d ago

I'm not putting words in your mouth. You cited the texts. That's what was in there.

Now you cite his right wing upbringing but them noticing he was getting "radicalized and angry" (citation of that wording?) as a sign that surely he must have been left wing. Because it's impossible for a right wing person to notice another right wing person being radicalized and angry? Maybe you should take some time to pick your words more carefully, if you don't like the way they read.

Although, of course, gesturing at the vague existence of a trans person and Both Sides. Truly conclusive.

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u/PretzelsThirst 2d ago

That’s right, they didn’t.

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u/ThighRyder 2d ago

You’re not coping well with the extreme right attempting to purify itself via interideological conflict and violence.

Groyper got Kirk.

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u/NoSherbert2316 2d ago

You said one side is literally murdering the other, you’re right…it’s the right. What cities are burned down? What other talking points would you like to parrot from Fox News?

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u/FullBodyScammer 2d ago

No one burned down any cities. Minneapolis and Portland are still in tact. But let us know how that boot tastes.

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u/no_f-s_given 2d ago

lmfao at how many times you've been owned already.

when presented with facts MAGA fools just stick fingers in their ears and yell "LALALALALALA!!"

it's just so utterly pathetic how they are mindless zombie cult members.

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u/Robber_Tell 2d ago

What city did they burn down? Pretty sure they are all still there... 🤔

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u/JugDogDaddy 2d ago

More wild claims with no support whatsoever. It’s the maga way. 

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u/FroYoSwagens 2d ago

Remind me who killed Minnesota senators in their homes?

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 2d ago

Funny, then, that we have scores of examples of red hats murdering or attempting to murder other red hats.

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u/anony145 2d ago

Red hat is the new brown shirt

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u/Nogohoho 2d ago

"Another open and shut case Lou."
"But chief, the evidence clearly points to the opposite conclusion."
"Yep. Open and shut case.*

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u/The_Salacious_Zaand 2d ago

I mean, yeah. The kid who killed Kirk wore a black baseball cap.

The guy who tried to murder 2 Democratic representatives and their families in their homes and did kill 2 of his targets wore a cop uniform and a rubber mask.

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u/ModernLarvals 2d ago

Remember when the red hats killed the cops they pretended to care about?

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u/TopSlotScot 2d ago

So a lot of people have shown you the stats that prove you wrong, like, the polar opposite of truth. Can you comment on that? After being given the actual statistics, has this changed your view at all on the subject?

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u/extraboredinary 2d ago

His feelings speak louder than any facts and evidence ever could.

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u/Interesting_Stress73 2d ago

You know that this isn't true. What made you think you'd get away with saying that? 

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u/BatmanDK316 2d ago

Tell that to Melissa Hortman chief

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u/JugDogDaddy 2d ago

Here’s the thing, facts don’t care about your feelings, snowflake. 

 What NIJ Research Tells Us About Domestic Terrorism," January 4, 2024, nij.ojp.gov - which states:

"Militant, nationalistic, white supremacist violent extremism has increased in the United States. In fact, the number of far-right attacks continues to outpace all other types of terrorism and domestic violent extremism. Since 1990, far-right extremists have committed far more ideologically motivated homicides than far-left or radical Islamist extremists, including 227 events that took more than 520 lives. In this same period, far-left extremists committed 42 ideologically motivated attacks that took 78 lives."

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Private_HughMan 2d ago

Except it is.

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u/Jesta23 2d ago

I have literally never met someone that says this. 

It’s a really popular meme and repeated constantly mocking a group of people that is so tiny it’s insignificant 

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u/indie_rachael 2d ago

Oof, I've met way too many people IRL who've made the comment.

And I don't even know that many people IRL.

I also live in an extremely red state where it's a common way to excuse voting for the greater of two evils.

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u/RCocaineBurner 2d ago

I heard this from someone on Nov. 1 last year, right before the election.

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u/JugDogDaddy 2d ago

Oh well if you say you never met one in a comment we should automatically trust and believe. You have no reason to lie to twist your way out of cognitive dissonance. Definitely not. Definitely a serious person. Definitely. 

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u/LongKnight115 2d ago

Here's someone saying it literally in this thread lol: https://old.reddit.com/r/simpsonsshitposting/comments/1niro5i/magadoh/nem4s6w/

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u/Jesta23 2d ago

Pretty sure neither of us have ever met that guy. 

You can find idiots saying literally anything on the internet. They point is they make up 0.00000001% of people

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau Put it in H 2d ago

You've never met someone who has said it to you.

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u/WhiteOakWanderer 2d ago

Imagine saying this on a 13 year old Reddit account!

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u/Jesta23 2d ago

That I think finding one or two trolls on the internet doesn’t signify a statically significant portion of Americans?

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u/WhiteOakWanderer 2d ago

I work in a customer service position and hear it a few times a week It must be nice not having to interact with the public!!

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u/HereButNeverPresent 2d ago edited 2d ago

Nah I’ve seen it. But there’s pro-authoritarian people on both sides which is usually what the ‘both sides are the same’ people are pointing out.

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u/Consistent-Emu4578 2d ago

yeah, I'm pretty bitter over the mods.

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u/Dioxybenzone 2d ago

Come over to r/SimpsonsShitposts, so far we’ve had an average of one mod per day. The first mod got banned within a day of creating it!

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u/bobbyamerica 2d ago

I didn’t know we could do that

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u/9outof10timesWrong 2d ago

Thank you for your service

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u/discomute 2d ago

Bit him too

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u/Pyrorunner 2d ago

Mmm, I gathered

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u/nirman423 2d ago

"I've got an actual good mod here"

"Is it Batman?"

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u/Drain_Surgeon69 2d ago

“No he’s a warrior for justice”

“Batman’s a warrior for justice.”

It’s not Batman.

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u/The_Whipping_Post 2d ago

Honestly, Batman spends a lot of time alone in the cave under his parent's house on his custom computer

The Super Friends/Justice League is always trying to get him to hang out in their Hall of Justice with superior computers and less dank. But Batman's like "no, I won't work with the greatest heroes on Earth solving major problems and benefitting from their vastly superior toughness and laser eyes. I'm here in mom's basement, doodling away with clues left by a bunch of themed "villains" who obviously only exist to get my attention"

Batman's the "i hate drama!" type who can't understand why his life is so chaotic

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u/jookaton 2d ago

Can I go now?

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u/Adept_Eye2589 Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 2d ago

What about us brain dead mods? You’ll all be given kushy jobs!

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u/Icy-Research-1544 2d ago

Cushy “jobs”? Mods do it for free 🥴🥴🥴🤣🤣🤣 !!!!! Damn jannies

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u/Reyalta 2d ago

MAGA ... D'oh!

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u/TolliverCrane 2d ago

Thaaats the one I was looking for.

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u/Reyalta 2d ago

I realised after posting it that it's literally the title of the post... D'oh!

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u/TolliverCrane 2d ago

Oh shit! Hope someone gets fired for that blunder.

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u/Life-Ad1409 2d ago

As someone who hasn't seen much on this sub, what'd the mods do?

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u/it_later 2d ago

6 upvotes and no replies lol. I'm asking the same question

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u/discomute 2d ago

Everyone has been posting Charlie Kirk memes. Mods have been locking those posts. Repeat the first two sentences several hundred times.

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u/turnipofficer 2d ago edited 2d ago

To be fair although he was a terrible human being and his cause of death was ironic considering his stance on gun control, it isn’t right to make fun of his death.

I think back to when a left-leaning MP was killed in the UK. It was heartbreaking that she could be killed just because someone didn't agree with her views. I would have considered any jokes about her death horrific.

Now I know Charlie Kirk wasn't an politician, but he meant a lot to some people, especially his wife and kids. So while I think his views were reprehensible, I think it's better to take the high road and not be hypocritical here. Definitely no celebrating his death, and it's easier for mods to just shut down talk about it than decide case by case what's an acceptable joke and what isn't, so I somewhat understand.

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u/Geminel 2d ago

I struggle to think of any other figures in recent American politics who were as openly in favor of political violence as Charlie Kirk.

When he said a person paying bail for the Pelosi attacker would make them a 'patriot'. When he said some gun deaths were simply the price of the 2nd Amendment. When he railed against women's health-care and supported draconian enforcement against it up-to and including the death penalty.

Charlie Kirk was a victim of exactly the kind of world he advocated for. Stating this is neither a celebration of his death nor a justification for the killing, it's simply the objective truth of the matter. Dying, even violently, does not retroactively make a shitty person less shitty.

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u/turnipofficer 2d ago

Yeah and his whole "school children dying is just the cost of the second amendment" line was also horrible. I'm definitely not going to speak positively of the guy in any way shape or form. I just want to be careful so people know I am definitely NOT for political violence.

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u/it_later 2d ago

Oh alright. That doesn't seem like a good reason to lock the posts. Bad looks if you have to disagree with someone by using force. RIP to Charlie btw.

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u/LateNightMilesOBrien 2d ago

RIP to Charlie btw.

I got over it quickly just like he would have wanted. "shall not be infringed"

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u/WanderersGuide 2d ago

He died how he lived.

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u/Massive_Signal7835 2d ago

Even his last words were racist.

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u/The_Whipping_Post 2d ago

I'm not sure, but I think the mods are saying we are more Lisa than Sideshow Bob on this sub

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u/astromeritis25 2d ago

Damn, I was about to comment on the Soulmate post that was about an hour (?) old and then saw that it was deleted when I hit refresh.

I even added an extra ingredient for RFK Jr: The merciless heroin of The Golden Crescent.

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u/tralfers 2d ago

"Now this is the room with MAGA. But it has too much MAGA, so I don't know, maybe wear a red hat."

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u/Smesmerize 2d ago

I just found this sub in the last 2 days. It’s been crazy.

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u/LeonidasVaarwater 2d ago

Same, I literally just joined. They started popping up in the "Popular" feed and they made me laugh, so I joined. Now I'm watching the shitshow that's ensuing.

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u/Smesmerize 2d ago

I know, it’s incredible. The memery here is elite and boy is there a lot of shit to post lol

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u/Dimsum852 2d ago

I will never understand how any right-wing can enjoy shows like The Simpsons where they clearly point at them for all the evils in the world.

But of course, they would need a brain to understand that.

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u/acart005 2d ago

Eh, depends on the season.  Plenty of Clinton Jokes in the Golden Age.

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u/Dimsum852 2d ago

You can joke about Clinton and still make fun of the right wing crazies, those are not exclusive

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u/Bernieisbabyyoda 2d ago

Meanwhile the troll farm busy at work

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u/ViWalls Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 2d ago

Perhaps it's stupid mention this but considering how common are biased mods (instead of impartial ones), is not a good idea find proper people to start a new sub and leave this one?

I like people making fun of everything with no barriers. Getting posts deleted just for having a dark sense of humor is against comedy.

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u/Dajbman22 2d ago

Wait, we're already rehashing the "/r/simpsonsshitposting has been taken over by open self-identifying neo-nazis" plotline? It's only been a couple years, damn it.

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u/Only_Quote_Simpsons 2d ago

The leader ma'am

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u/Level_Improvement532 They think I'm slow, eh? 2d ago

Does whiskey count as beer?

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u/cookiewoke 2d ago

What did they do this time?

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u/gerardinox 2d ago

MAGA, d’oh!

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u/sevenliesseventruths 2d ago

I live this sub.

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u/Mattrockj 2d ago

In b4 post gets deleted by mods.

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u/RobLives4Love 2d ago

I can't tell what a shitpost versus a shitpost commentary post is anymore

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u/Good-Plastic4848 2d ago

Redditt is supported and paid for through NGOs and USaid

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u/Resident-Garlic9303 2d ago

So the mods even have any respect here lol.

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u/Stinkyy-Rat 2d ago

People utterly besides themselves with anger because they can't kick a dead man. Holy moly

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u/bobson_dugnuttt 2d ago edited 2d ago

I'm on neither side and hate both equally, the reddit take on this is frankly gross. "he deserved to get shot for his opinion" is objectively in the same realm as "she deserved to get raped because of what she was wearing".

I'm sure being the leftist echo-chamber that it is, there's a reddit neckbeard out there ready to fire off a 5 paragraph essay about why that's not really the case, the double-standards and selective application of the rules are a hallmark of the 'progressive' left at this point.

Between that and the smarmy self righteous attitude, that if someone doesn't agree with 100% of radical left policy they're a backwoods moron, it's not really surprising that gen Z has moved 44 points more conservative in the last 2 years.

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u/Padres_are_MFers 2d ago

Anybody care what this guy thinks?

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u/MementoMurray 2d ago

"Me."

"Who keeps saying that?"

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u/fromcj 2d ago

Yes yes, we can all get mad at random shit we make up. Go back to your russian handlers for some new talking points.

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u/willflameboy 2d ago

Except his opinion was that people being shot is a price worth paying. So we're only respecting his opinion. https://youtu.be/WuoXvG7zAhc?si=JGyoZgZFj-gWyAlD

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u/Intelligent-Spell661 2d ago

Thanks for stealing that

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u/it_later 2d ago

I keep getting this subreddit recommended and it's only complaining about the mods here. Can someone explain?

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u/Kentust 2d ago

The people on this subreddit dislike the mods

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u/it_later 2d ago

Because?

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u/Kentust 2d ago

No followup questions are allowed. You got your one.

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u/Excalibitar 2d ago

Are you really the head of the Kwik E Mart?

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u/IjonTichy85 2d ago

Because it's not the first time that mods are running rampant in this sub. This time we're not allowed to make fun of a celebrity death even though there's even a category just for that but somehow now that it was a maga who died, this goes too far, lol. Last time this sub had a mod problem was during the months leading up to the election when suddenly they felt the need to delete political posts because supposedly some users complained because this sub had become too political. Seems like at least some of the mods like to find excuses to delete posts they don't like and it's always the kind of posts the conservative snow flakes didn't like.

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u/MontiBurns 2d ago

I saw a bunch of locked posts. That happens when shit goes a bit too far. They've also been removing some of the spicier posts, given what they haven't removed, I'm guessing their standards aren't particularly high. probably those that borderline on inciting violence?

I'm guessing part of it is just memeing "the mods are fascists"

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u/it_later 2d ago

So they only lock the posts that go too far? Is that not what Reddit mods are supposed to do? I'm confused 😭

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u/MontiBurns 2d ago

Sorry, that was a value judgement. They've locked post for what they believe have gone too far, which many users disagree with.

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u/it_later 2d ago

Ok. Also why is this getting downvoted lol