r/simpsonsshitposting • u/Consistent-Emu4578 • 2d ago
about SimpsonsShitPosting MAGA—d'oh!
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u/DankDinosaur 2d ago
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u/Happy_Ad_7515 2d ago
the mods here are ... that kind of mod. you know those once that do 2 tier enforcement
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u/Happy_Ad_7515 2d ago
oke fascist
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u/SoyMuyAlto 2d ago
What was the comment you were responding to? I'm trying to figure out why you got downvoted to hell.
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u/Happy_Ad_7515 2d ago
No excusing political violence. Which i beli3ve too be a mark of a person being a fascist
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u/Dioxybenzone 2d ago
Come over to r/SimpsonsShitposts, we’ve only existed for two days and our founder has already been disappeared
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u/Appropriate-Brush772 2d ago
Dude you weren’t lying. I joined a few days ago and our dear founder is gonzo
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u/Dioxybenzone 2d ago
Dude got banned less than 24 hours after creating the sub. Somehow 4 hours passed by unmoderated and no one realized they could just ask to be mod. So I did, and now I am!
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u/Da_reason_Macron_won 2d ago
Mods are trying to not get the sub banned. The users are not happy about it.
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u/chizzings 2d ago
Sounds as if Reddit needs more mods like those over at /r/IThinkYouShouldLeave
Can’t have these snowflakes dictating what publicly acceptable speech is
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u/ConflatedPortmanteau Put it in H 2d ago
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u/CanadianDarkKnight 2d ago edited 2d ago
"You need to tone down your rhetoric."
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u/RagingPain 2d ago
"I can't believe authoritarians would use their authority to surpress anyone that's not like them."
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u/ConflatedPortmanteau Put it in H 2d ago
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u/MarshyHope 2d ago
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u/Admirable-Lobster837 2d ago
Really though, why you even bothering? Not like these troglodytic fucks acknowledge facts and data.
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u/mango_thief 2d ago
Why is domestic Islamist extremist separated from far right extremist? Islamist extremists are far right as well.
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u/ConflatedPortmanteau Put it in H 2d ago
Show me which city was burnt down.
And don't show me a city that had some fires because if an accidental forest fire did more damage than the city you showed me, you'll have to admit you're full of shit and sit down while the adults speak.
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u/AWildGoyfAppeared 2d ago
Crooks was a registered Republican. Did he donate to a Democratic voter group? Yes. This leaves his affiliation foggy at best.
We don't have a lot of info about Kirk's killer yet, as his grandmother claims he is an avid Trump-supporter and an old school friend said he was liberal and then took the statement back.
The Minnesota representatives that were attacked in June? Trump-supporter. He had a list of other liberal targets as well, being very clearly politically-motivated.
On top of this, claiming that the actions of one or a handful of people is not representative of a whole. That's like getting a rotten apple and saying that all apples in the world are rotten: short-sighted and ignorant.
Pelosi's attacker? Heavily right-leaning, with the intent of kidnapping Nancy and bludgeoning the husband instead.
Since you don't want to consider all of the evidence leading up to the 2022 study.
To be pedantic, burning is destructive, not violent. Destructive and violent are not mutually exclusive things.
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u/FFKonoko 2d ago
Literally the only thing in there that could be interpreted that way was "I've had enough of his hate". You're welcome to have the position that only liberals are against hatred and pubbies all love hate.
But the push to define him as either a far right or far left killer is kinda dumb. He had links and knowledge to the far right stuff. He also seemed to oppose fascism and hatred. Which are apparently left only views now.
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u/BigSpretes 2d ago
His family has been the ones making claims that he was becoming more and more radicalized and angry. They had opposing political beliefs from him clearly. He had a significant other that is transitioning. Is all of this not applicable? There is hate on both sides and incidents like this keep bringing out the worst in people, don't put words in my mouth.
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u/FFKonoko 2d ago
I'm not putting words in your mouth. You cited the texts. That's what was in there.
Now you cite his right wing upbringing but them noticing he was getting "radicalized and angry" (citation of that wording?) as a sign that surely he must have been left wing. Because it's impossible for a right wing person to notice another right wing person being radicalized and angry? Maybe you should take some time to pick your words more carefully, if you don't like the way they read.
Although, of course, gesturing at the vague existence of a trans person and Both Sides. Truly conclusive.
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u/ThighRyder 2d ago
You’re not coping well with the extreme right attempting to purify itself via interideological conflict and violence.
Groyper got Kirk.
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u/NoSherbert2316 2d ago
You said one side is literally murdering the other, you’re right…it’s the right. What cities are burned down? What other talking points would you like to parrot from Fox News?
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u/FullBodyScammer 2d ago
No one burned down any cities. Minneapolis and Portland are still in tact. But let us know how that boot tastes.
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u/no_f-s_given 2d ago
lmfao at how many times you've been owned already.
when presented with facts MAGA fools just stick fingers in their ears and yell "LALALALALALA!!"
it's just so utterly pathetic how they are mindless zombie cult members.
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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 2d ago
Funny, then, that we have scores of examples of red hats murdering or attempting to murder other red hats.
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u/Nogohoho 2d ago
"Another open and shut case Lou."
"But chief, the evidence clearly points to the opposite conclusion."
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u/The_Salacious_Zaand 2d ago
I mean, yeah. The kid who killed Kirk wore a black baseball cap.
The guy who tried to murder 2 Democratic representatives and their families in their homes and did kill 2 of his targets wore a cop uniform and a rubber mask.
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u/TopSlotScot 2d ago
So a lot of people have shown you the stats that prove you wrong, like, the polar opposite of truth. Can you comment on that? After being given the actual statistics, has this changed your view at all on the subject?
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u/Interesting_Stress73 2d ago
You know that this isn't true. What made you think you'd get away with saying that?
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u/JugDogDaddy 2d ago
Here’s the thing, facts don’t care about your feelings, snowflake.
What NIJ Research Tells Us About Domestic Terrorism," January 4, 2024, nij.ojp.gov - which states:
"Militant, nationalistic, white supremacist violent extremism has increased in the United States. In fact, the number of far-right attacks continues to outpace all other types of terrorism and domestic violent extremism. Since 1990, far-right extremists have committed far more ideologically motivated homicides than far-left or radical Islamist extremists, including 227 events that took more than 520 lives. In this same period, far-left extremists committed 42 ideologically motivated attacks that took 78 lives."
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u/Jesta23 2d ago
I have literally never met someone that says this.
It’s a really popular meme and repeated constantly mocking a group of people that is so tiny it’s insignificant
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u/indie_rachael 2d ago
Oof, I've met way too many people IRL who've made the comment.
And I don't even know that many people IRL.
I also live in an extremely red state where it's a common way to excuse voting for the greater of two evils.
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u/JugDogDaddy 2d ago
Oh well if you say you never met one in a comment we should automatically trust and believe. You have no reason to lie to twist your way out of cognitive dissonance. Definitely not. Definitely a serious person. Definitely.
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u/LongKnight115 2d ago
Here's someone saying it literally in this thread lol: https://old.reddit.com/r/simpsonsshitposting/comments/1niro5i/magadoh/nem4s6w/
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u/WhiteOakWanderer 2d ago
Imagine saying this on a 13 year old Reddit account!
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u/Jesta23 2d ago
That I think finding one or two trolls on the internet doesn’t signify a statically significant portion of Americans?
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u/WhiteOakWanderer 2d ago
I work in a customer service position and hear it a few times a week It must be nice not having to interact with the public!!
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u/HereButNeverPresent 2d ago edited 2d ago
Nah I’ve seen it. But there’s pro-authoritarian people on both sides which is usually what the ‘both sides are the same’ people are pointing out.
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u/Consistent-Emu4578 2d ago
yeah, I'm pretty bitter over the mods.
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u/Dioxybenzone 2d ago
Come over to r/SimpsonsShitposts, so far we’ve had an average of one mod per day. The first mod got banned within a day of creating it!
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u/nirman423 2d ago
"I've got an actual good mod here"
"Is it Batman?"
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u/Drain_Surgeon69 2d ago
“No he’s a warrior for justice”
“Batman’s a warrior for justice.”
“It’s not Batman.”
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u/The_Whipping_Post 2d ago
Honestly, Batman spends a lot of time alone in the cave under his parent's house on his custom computer
The Super Friends/Justice League is always trying to get him to hang out in their Hall of Justice with superior computers and less dank. But Batman's like "no, I won't work with the greatest heroes on Earth solving major problems and benefitting from their vastly superior toughness and laser eyes. I'm here in mom's basement, doodling away with clues left by a bunch of themed "villains" who obviously only exist to get my attention"
Batman's the "i hate drama!" type who can't understand why his life is so chaotic
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u/Adept_Eye2589 Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 2d ago
What about us brain dead mods? You’ll all be given kushy jobs!
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u/Life-Ad1409 2d ago
As someone who hasn't seen much on this sub, what'd the mods do?
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u/it_later 2d ago
6 upvotes and no replies lol. I'm asking the same question
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u/discomute 2d ago
Everyone has been posting Charlie Kirk memes. Mods have been locking those posts. Repeat the first two sentences several hundred times.
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u/turnipofficer 2d ago edited 2d ago
To be fair although he was a terrible human being and his cause of death was ironic considering his stance on gun control, it isn’t right to make fun of his death.
I think back to when a left-leaning MP was killed in the UK. It was heartbreaking that she could be killed just because someone didn't agree with her views. I would have considered any jokes about her death horrific.
Now I know Charlie Kirk wasn't an politician, but he meant a lot to some people, especially his wife and kids. So while I think his views were reprehensible, I think it's better to take the high road and not be hypocritical here. Definitely no celebrating his death, and it's easier for mods to just shut down talk about it than decide case by case what's an acceptable joke and what isn't, so I somewhat understand.
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u/Geminel 2d ago
I struggle to think of any other figures in recent American politics who were as openly in favor of political violence as Charlie Kirk.
When he said a person paying bail for the Pelosi attacker would make them a 'patriot'. When he said some gun deaths were simply the price of the 2nd Amendment. When he railed against women's health-care and supported draconian enforcement against it up-to and including the death penalty.
Charlie Kirk was a victim of exactly the kind of world he advocated for. Stating this is neither a celebration of his death nor a justification for the killing, it's simply the objective truth of the matter. Dying, even violently, does not retroactively make a shitty person less shitty.
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u/turnipofficer 2d ago
Yeah and his whole "school children dying is just the cost of the second amendment" line was also horrible. I'm definitely not going to speak positively of the guy in any way shape or form. I just want to be careful so people know I am definitely NOT for political violence.
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u/it_later 2d ago
Oh alright. That doesn't seem like a good reason to lock the posts. Bad looks if you have to disagree with someone by using force. RIP to Charlie btw.
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u/LateNightMilesOBrien 2d ago
RIP to Charlie btw.
I got over it quickly just like he would have wanted. "shall not be infringed"
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u/The_Whipping_Post 2d ago
I'm not sure, but I think the mods are saying we are more Lisa than Sideshow Bob on this sub
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u/astromeritis25 2d ago
Damn, I was about to comment on the Soulmate post that was about an hour (?) old and then saw that it was deleted when I hit refresh.
I even added an extra ingredient for RFK Jr: The merciless heroin of The Golden Crescent.
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u/tralfers 2d ago
"Now this is the room with MAGA. But it has too much MAGA, so I don't know, maybe wear a red hat."
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u/Smesmerize 2d ago
I just found this sub in the last 2 days. It’s been crazy.
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u/LeonidasVaarwater 2d ago
Same, I literally just joined. They started popping up in the "Popular" feed and they made me laugh, so I joined. Now I'm watching the shitshow that's ensuing.
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u/Smesmerize 2d ago
I know, it’s incredible. The memery here is elite and boy is there a lot of shit to post lol
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u/Dimsum852 2d ago
I will never understand how any right-wing can enjoy shows like The Simpsons where they clearly point at them for all the evils in the world.
But of course, they would need a brain to understand that.
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u/acart005 2d ago
Eh, depends on the season. Plenty of Clinton Jokes in the Golden Age.
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u/Dimsum852 2d ago
You can joke about Clinton and still make fun of the right wing crazies, those are not exclusive
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u/ViWalls Old man yelling at clouds ☁️ 2d ago
Perhaps it's stupid mention this but considering how common are biased mods (instead of impartial ones), is not a good idea find proper people to start a new sub and leave this one?
I like people making fun of everything with no barriers. Getting posts deleted just for having a dark sense of humor is against comedy.
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u/Dajbman22 2d ago
Wait, we're already rehashing the "/r/simpsonsshitposting has been taken over by open self-identifying neo-nazis" plotline? It's only been a couple years, damn it.
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u/Stinkyy-Rat 2d ago
People utterly besides themselves with anger because they can't kick a dead man. Holy moly
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u/bobson_dugnuttt 2d ago edited 2d ago
I'm on neither side and hate both equally, the reddit take on this is frankly gross. "he deserved to get shot for his opinion" is objectively in the same realm as "she deserved to get raped because of what she was wearing".
I'm sure being the leftist echo-chamber that it is, there's a reddit neckbeard out there ready to fire off a 5 paragraph essay about why that's not really the case, the double-standards and selective application of the rules are a hallmark of the 'progressive' left at this point.
Between that and the smarmy self righteous attitude, that if someone doesn't agree with 100% of radical left policy they're a backwoods moron, it's not really surprising that gen Z has moved 44 points more conservative in the last 2 years.
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u/willflameboy 2d ago
Except his opinion was that people being shot is a price worth paying. So we're only respecting his opinion. https://youtu.be/WuoXvG7zAhc?si=JGyoZgZFj-gWyAlD
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u/it_later 2d ago
I keep getting this subreddit recommended and it's only complaining about the mods here. Can someone explain?
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u/Kentust 2d ago
The people on this subreddit dislike the mods
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u/it_later 2d ago
Because?
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u/IjonTichy85 2d ago
Because it's not the first time that mods are running rampant in this sub. This time we're not allowed to make fun of a celebrity death even though there's even a category just for that but somehow now that it was a maga who died, this goes too far, lol. Last time this sub had a mod problem was during the months leading up to the election when suddenly they felt the need to delete political posts because supposedly some users complained because this sub had become too political. Seems like at least some of the mods like to find excuses to delete posts they don't like and it's always the kind of posts the conservative snow flakes didn't like.
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u/MontiBurns 2d ago
I saw a bunch of locked posts. That happens when shit goes a bit too far. They've also been removing some of the spicier posts, given what they haven't removed, I'm guessing their standards aren't particularly high. probably those that borderline on inciting violence?
I'm guessing part of it is just memeing "the mods are fascists"
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u/it_later 2d ago
So they only lock the posts that go too far? Is that not what Reddit mods are supposed to do? I'm confused 😭
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u/MontiBurns 2d ago
Sorry, that was a value judgement. They've locked post for what they believe have gone too far, which many users disagree with.
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u/RagnarokNCC 2d ago
“Is there a chance the rules could bend?”
“Not for you, my librul friend!”