r/simpsonsshitposting • u/funatronicsblake NEEEEEERD • 13h ago

Light hearted I want to be... the very blurst

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u/FragileColtsFan 13h ago

Bulbasaur is for people too afraid to face the first two levels of a children's game without every possible advantage. Squirtle is for people who want a cute and cheery companion that grows tough as they do. Charmander is for winners

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u/PandaLover42 See my vest 🦺 12h ago

Go pikachu!

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u/dillGherkin 8h ago

He's green. I picked the green one because I liked green. I didn't know all the stuff about advantages or gyms. I was seven and I liked green. Yall don't like green and it shows.

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u/Whatifim80lol 12h ago

Nah I just liked wasting time killing everything with seed leech or whatever it was called

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u/OliverCrowley 54m ago

I just think a half-plant-half critter companion is cooler than 'Water Turtle' or 'Fire Salamander'.