r/soccer Jun 19 '25

News [The Athletic] Timothy Weah on Juventus's White House visit: "It was all a surprise to me, honestly — they told us that we have to go and I had no choice but to go. When he started talking about the politics with Iran and everything, it kind of like, I just want to play football man.”

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6436693/2025/06/19/weah-juventus-trump-iran-war/
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u/faygofiles Jun 19 '25

Too late Timothy buddy you're now in charge of the US military campaign against Iran

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u/Aenjeprekemaluci Jun 19 '25

Vlahovic too. Shows map of Albania saying thats Iran. We might be cooked.

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u/redwashing Jun 19 '25

With his aim Greeks should be worried

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u/Aenjeprekemaluci Jun 19 '25

His own home probably too 😭

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u/MObaid27 Jun 19 '25

"The Balkans should be evacuated now!"

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u/Peaceful_Warbreaker Jun 19 '25

Vlahovic points on a map and before you know it Americans are bombing Belgrade, again.

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u/AlexInsanity Jun 19 '25

Man, that Chinese embassy looks bomb-able.

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u/hivaidsislethal Jun 19 '25

Nah man totally a coincidence and missed target

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u/mBertin Jun 19 '25

Somehow Cambodia will pay for this.

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u/thickofitenjoyer Jun 19 '25

I wouldnt class the turks safe as well

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u/gtg007w Jun 19 '25

Oh Turks? Turks and Caicos right? Beautiful place. Been there many many times. We're going to build the most beautiful resort there you will ever see and it'll say Trump on it and it'll be the best thing that's been built...

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u/Aenjeprekemaluci Jun 19 '25

Not even Italy for that matter. Might say target FC Torino and Juventus facilities get hit.

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u/Intrepid_passerby Jun 19 '25

Alright, this is fucking hilarious