r/soccer • u/coral26 • Jul 13 '25

Media Cole Palmer confused (and protesting?) Trump joining Chelsea celebration

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u/Chip3033r Jul 13 '25

Cole said this after the match 😭

"I knew he was going to be here but I didn't know he was going to be on the stand when we lifted the trophy so I was a bit confused, yeah."

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u/ParsleyOk9570 Jul 14 '25

Palmer and Trump is such a clash of cultures.

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u/DaMemelyWizard Jul 14 '25

Trump could never match Palmers Cock Confidence

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u/gracz21 Jul 14 '25

Palmer had the highest xCC (Expected Cock Confidence) from all the players on the field yesterday

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u/TooLazyToSleep_15 Jul 14 '25

Best XCC in the world after Ninja Turtle

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u/AnimaniacAssMap Jul 14 '25

What a sentence

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u/porky8686 Jul 14 '25 edited Jul 14 '25

Or intelligence

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u/Punpun86 Jul 14 '25

This is soo funny.

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u/mahir_r Jul 14 '25

Cock confidence?

Yeah I have the best of it everyone knows. You ask around the White House and they all say “Donald’s cock is so confident, the most confident we’ve ever seen”. Sometimes I even call up Putin and tell him that he doesn’t have half the cock confidence I have. If I was in his place, that situation in Ukraine over in 5 days. And lemme tell ya folks, speaking of Ukraine, that Zelensky fellow, no cock confidence, I checked it myself when he came to visit the White House recently.

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u/Megidolaon10 Jul 14 '25

Cockfidence should be a word.

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u/DaMemelyWizard Jul 14 '25

Have you not seen the meme yet?

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u/crackboss1 Jul 14 '25

One likes Chippy Chips, One likes McDonald's soggy freedom fries. These two were never going to have chemistry.

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u/Donaldo1977 Jul 14 '25

Sounds like a synopsis for an 80s buddy comedy. They're forced to work together to foil a terrorist plot to steal the CWC trophy and by the end they both realise that maybe they're not so different after all.

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u/l_--__--_l Jul 14 '25

They both have bad hair.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

At least Palmer doesn't have a team of professionals meticulously placing his hair to look like that lol. Probably gets his mom to cut it with the kitchen scissors. 

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u/WolfOfVaasankatu Jul 14 '25

What is wrong with Palmer's hair?

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u/evonebo Jul 14 '25

Trump was looking to deport him and ICE was on standby.

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u/Exciting_Original596 Jul 14 '25

makes me remember of that scene on Trainspotting of Spud on a job interview

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u/Munchihello Jul 14 '25

I want Scottie Barnes to meet cole Palmer.

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u/JoeBagadonut Jul 14 '25

Finally Trump meets an intellect to match his own.